#kohara ryuuzaki
Hiara(aka me): If i smack ya butt then run away would it be Hit and run too?
Puppeteer: Probably but don’t even think about it.
Dark: you can smack mine tho-
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Herobrine: so i see that one certain minecraft player doing some parkour and-
Sonic X: you fell in love?
Herobrine: No.
Herobrine: i felt like I wanna die, that dude is so bad at parkour.
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Helen: why are you making that face?
Vine: a girl just hit and run me and i don’t like it.
Helen: but you don’t have any car?
Vine: no what i mean is a girl just literally slap my butt and run away
Vine: what’s worst is I don’t know who the fck is that girl.
Ben: *wheeze*
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Lj: I AM VERY CONFUSED
Jeff: The hell why?
Lj: WHY THERE’S A GIRL WHO SLAP MY BUNS AND RUN AWAY LIKE- WHY!?
Jeff: wtf someone slap that flat ass?
Lj: YEAH- WAIT-
Lj: HEY I HAVE MORE CAKE THAN YOU
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Liu: have you seen this-
Sully: THIS MAMACITA WHO GOES AROUND SMACKING ASS!?
Liu: *cough* im sorry about that anyway have you-
Kuro: yeah.
Liu: really? where is she last seen?
Kuro: Last seen smacking zalgo’s buns
Liu & Sully: WHAT-
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Sonic X: if i can go back to my normal life would i able to get a girlfriend?
Herobrine: your not even normal from the start.
Sonic X: huh- wait- HOLY SHT RIGHT-
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Jason: why my friends always leave me? I CAN’T UNDERSTAND IT I GIVE THEM EVERYTHING!
Lj: say that if you didn’t kidnap those kids
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Nina: I HATE IT HERE. I’M LITERALLY NOT A FANGIRL OF JEFFIDSVIDBSJSJ I HATE HIM!!!
Nina: WHY PEOPLE THINK THAT!?!??
Fcking random fangirl: OmG aren’t you that annoying fangirl of jeff?!
Nina: IM NOT A FANGIRLLL OF HIM AAAAAAAHHHHHH-
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Lazari: oh im getting hungry
Ej: *is sweating* you are?-
lazari: yeah and im kinda craving to eat my father.
Ej: but your father is zal-
lazari: Exactly. Why won’t that btch die.
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Dark: i never met such a fangirls before like- im not even a creepypasta but guess im oart of them now…
Dark: are you a creepypasta too? wait- are you that dr smiley guy?
Kuro: I’m not technically a creepypasta and im not dr smiley nor Devin lee smiley. My name is Kohara Ryuuzaki
Dark; oh..
