#lesbian batsis
yknow, oregan is really pretty, i feel like that’s not said enough. i’m coming across a waterfall like, every twenty minutes this is so fucking beautiful. but i kinda also want to take a nap.
I love how it’s been like. three or four hours since i dis-the fuck-appeared from the house and not a soul as noticed.
i’m chilling on the other side of the country waiting for my family to realize that instead of lounging with my menagerie of cats, ive broke into an airbnb in oregan because i accidentally teleported myself. again.
I noticed kid, but I also know you can handle yourself AND I know that if needed I can (and will) take a zeta tube to your location
Anyway there are snacks in your backpack
oh shit i do have a backpack. this airbnb is well stocked so i’ve been eating their food.
and i was just gonna start hitch hiking back in the morning and have my own personal cross country road trip.
…I’m picking you up
aw cmon! you literally just said i can handle myself.
Youcan, but that doesn’t mean I’ll let you
really? what’s the worst that can happen in that situation? any random serial killer that picks me up on the road will be a total amateur compared to both gotham and new york rouges and that’s like, the worst case scenario i can think of
yknow, oregan is really pretty, i feel like that’s not said enough. i’m coming across a waterfall like, every twenty minutes this is so fucking beautiful. but i kinda also want to take a nap.
I love how it’s been like. three or four hours since i dis-the fuck-appeared from the house and not a soul as noticed.
i’m chilling on the other side of the country waiting for my family to realize that instead of lounging with my menagerie of cats, ive broke into an airbnb in oregan because i accidentally teleported myself. again.
I noticed kid, but I also know you can handle yourself AND I know that if needed I can (and will) take a zeta tube to your location
Anyway there are snacks in your backpack
oh shit i do have a backpack. this airbnb is well stocked so i’ve been eating their food.
and i was just gonna start hitch hiking back in the morning and have my own personal cross country road trip.
…I’m picking you up
aw cmon! you literally just said i can handle myself.
yknow, oregan is really pretty, i feel like that’s not said enough. i’m coming across a waterfall like, every twenty minutes this is so fucking beautiful. but i kinda also want to take a nap.
I love how it’s been like. three or four hours since i dis-the fuck-appeared from the house and not a soul as noticed.
i’m chilling on the other side of the country waiting for my family to realize that instead of lounging with my menagerie of cats, ive broke into an airbnb in oregan because i accidentally teleported myself. again.
I noticed kid, but I also know you can handle yourself AND I know that if needed I can (and will) take a zeta tube to your location
Anyway there are snacks in your backpack
oh shit i do have a backpack. this airbnb is well stocked so i’ve been eating their food.
and i was just gonna start hitch hiking back in the morning and have my own personal cross country road trip.
@teagrayson@florence-wayne-official Cherry’s at my place and she brought Bud and Lou. Wanna come say hi to the hyena’s?
Closed Starter for @cherryivyquinns-freakshow
When kit said their kinda sister, kinda cousin that they grew up with, who was the kid of Harley and Ivy was maybe gonna come over, Jesse did not expect her to come in through the window 5 minutes later.
Kit was delighted. Absolutely, positively delighted. They’d told Jesse about Cherry before, of course, but Jesse had never actually met the other ‘Siren kid’ and Kit was excited.
@kit-the-nonbinary-wayne@teagrayson okay don’t be mad
I have a question.
What did you do Cherry?
…nothin
Why don’t I believe you about this? Did you blow something up?
Nope!
It totally doesn’t have anything to do with the hyenas
…What happened to Bud and Lou?
Nothin happened to em
The person they ate on the other hand…
Ooooh! I want deets. What happened?
Problem: I’m like 60% sure it’s one of the walking freezer’s guys
Oh Crap!
That….
Cherry that is not good.
MHM DOI
Need somewhere to hide till we form a plan? Freeze knows not to come near my place and the guest room is empty rn.
And Jesse got back yesterday from Central and want to meet you.
@kit-the-nonbinary-wayne@teagrayson okay don’t be mad
I have a question.
What did you do Cherry?
…nothin
Why don’t I believe you about this? Did you blow something up?
Nope!
It totally doesn’t have anything to do with the hyenas
…What happened to Bud and Lou?
Nothin happened to em
The person they ate on the other hand…
Ooooh! I want deets. What happened?
Problem: I’m like 60% sure it’s one of the walking freezer’s guys
Oh Crap!
That….
Cherry that is not good.
MHM DOI
Need somewhere to hide till we form a plan? Freeze knows not to come near my place and the guest room is empty rn.
And Jesse got back yesterday from Central and want to meet you.
Welp, theres Dad in a nutshell. @florence-wayne-official@teagrayson how did we turn out the way we did?
selina, talia, diana, ivy, harly every other woman who raised us
Diana mostly for me tbh
talia for me <3
diana didn’t like me and she still doesn’t
Yea idk why dude mom is very swag
She made me cinnamon rolls today :)
Yeah. The sirens definitely for me.
And yeah. I don’t understand why Diana doesn’t like you.
OH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT DOES
YES!!
WEREN’T YOU LISTENING WHEN MOM, AUNT IVY AND AUNTY HARLEY TOLD US THAT?!?!?
I NEVER LISTEN YA KNOW THAT
YEAH, BUT I WOULD’VE THOUGHT YOU’D LISTEN TO OUR MOMS
So I took some wallets.
Long story short, who wants authentic GCPD police badges and ID’S
Meeeee
MEEEEE!!!!
Please and thank you!
Just got back from a jail break, so I picked up some more.
Cool! I have to work at Arkham on Thursdays, but everyother day of the week I’m on parental leave, so drop by the apartment any time.
…You’d think they’d let me have parental leave in peace, but nooo.
If one more sibling comes to my school to sing under my clasroom’s window I am going to make their life hell
What happened?
Jay and Tim were high as a kite and came to my school just to sing something for me under the window when I was in biology class and my teacher said Addison tell your boyfriends to go home
Oh my gosh! Lol.
Kit you know as well as I do how I felt when my teacher said they are my boyfriends so please don’t laught
I know, I know. Just the fact that they ahowed up during class is hilarious. I sympathise with the situation though.
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
?????
THERES GOOD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS BUT IM VERY SHOCKED ABOUT IT
oh, good i was worried someone might’ve died again
GOOD NEWS: MURDER GRANDMA IS NOT ACTUALLY YOUR GRANDMA
GOOD NEWS: YOUR ACTUAL GRANDMA IS WONDER WOMAN
OH! FANTASTIC! GREAT NEWS! NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION!! BUT ITS GREAT!!
YEP! I AM HALF AMAZON WHICH IS V COOL
IT IS!
do you get to go to their neat island now?
I think so!! I’ll ask mom
that’s so awesome!
if you do,, could you like,, take pictures of some of the architecture, since it’s,,, yknow, original ancient greek and roman design,,, that’s still almost completely intact?
Kiddo I’m gonna ask if I can take you and Pete withme
oh my god, seriously?
pete might be the science geek, but i’m a huge history nerd and i’ve always thought themyscira’s architecture were absolutely breathtaking especially with the waterfallsugh im excited now.
SHE SAID YES
GET YOUR THINGS IM TAKING YOU OUT OF SCHOOL FOR A WEEK WE’RE GOIN THE THEMYSCIRA
FUCK YEAHHHH
SHES BRINGING YOU ANOTHER PET TIGER, APPARENTLY
YES!! OH MY GOD YES!! OH! OH! MALE OR FEMALE??
FEMALE ALSO SHES COMING IN LIKE TEN MINUTES SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PACK FAST
OH SHIT OKAY, OKAY, IM PACKING LIKE A MADMAN RIGHT NOW
YOUR EMERGENCY BAG IS ON THE LOOSE FLOORBOARD UNDER YOUR NIGHTSTAND IF YOU NEED IT
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SPIDER CHILD
OH SHIT YEAH EMERGENCY BAG!
AND I THOUGHT HE WAS AT NED’S?? IS HE NOT???
IM HERE IM HERE HOLD ON LEMME GET THROUGH MY WINDOW
Have fun guys!
me, being raised by an eco-terrorist, a clown themed supervillian with a psychiatric degree and a cat themed cat-burglar and spending the weekends with a billionaire, vigilante with an adoption problem.
And y'all didn’t expect me to end up as a member of the gotham rouges??? Seriously???
What world do you live in?
I am Talia al Ghul need I say more ?
Hey Talia.
Mom says Hi.
Hello Kit, how is your mother doing ?
Oh, you know, a little robbery, a nice heist here and there. She’s good.
Is she still courting the Detective?
Nah, she and dads relationship is weird rn. And she broke up with Eiko, like a month ago.
Kit are you trying to set our moms up?
…am I?
Idk you tell me ?
Idk. Whatever I’m doing, Baby brothet Jason and I have our reasons for what we do and say around Talia…
I am Talia al Ghul need I say more ?
Hey Talia.
Mom says Hi.
Hello Kit, how is your mother doing ?
Oh, you know, a little robbery, a nice heist here and there. She’s good.
Is she still courting the Detective?
Nah, she and dads relationship is weird rn. And she broke up with Eiko, like a month ago.
Not that I do not appreciate this new information but is there a hidden meaning for exolicity telling me that Kyle broke up with her girlfriend ?
Cause you essentially asked her relationship status and you know Eiko, so I figured I could tell you.
I am Talia al Ghul need I say more ?
Hey Talia.
Mom says Hi.
Hello Kit, how is your mother doing ?
Oh, you know, a little robbery, a nice heist here and there. She’s good.
Is she still courting the Detective?
Nah, she and dads relationship is weird rn. And she broke up with Eiko, like a month ago.
@fallin-ivys and @cherryivyquinns-freakshow so I gave it some thoughts I am not saying I am siren child but we should get to know better so do you want to go with me to a club ?
YESSSS
Can This Siren Child (me) Join Too!?!?!?