#life swap
Barbie Miles 01 - Mommy
This is the very first illustration in a series developed by myself and Emily, about a young man named Miles who gets his life swapped with a Barbie doll!
Abby found some weird spell books that lets her control and swap peoples’ lives around; she needed a guinea pig to test out her new toy and Miles, the shy neighbor boy, is the perfect test subject. Soon Miles found himself with flowing blonde hair with the cutest pink outfit and no control of his body, becoming the ultimate Barbie mommy for Abby!
What else does she have in store for Miles? Look out for more in this series in the future!
Please check out Emily as well!
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Illustration Poll 022 - March Needs Moms Edition!
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Life Swap 01 - Allowance
The winner of last month’s final poll is a life swap!
A son suddenly finds himself in the life (and wardrobe) of his own mom!
Seems his mom isn’t aware of the swap, and is acting exactly like him too!
Want to help by deciding the next one? Cast your vote in the next poll over on Patreon.
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Barbie Miles 02 - Cheer
Miles finds himself in another super girly predicament thanks to Abby’s spell that swapped his life with a Barbie doll!
This time, Miles takes on the role of a cheerleader! He’s perplexed by a number of things, one being that everyone finds his attire completely normal, another is how he knows all these moves!
What else does she have in store for Miles? Look out for more in this series in the future!
This series was developed by myself and Emily!
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PREVIEW - Life Swap 01 - Allowance
Here’s a preview for the first monthly illustration for March!
A young man has to face an extremely difficult situation when his own mom swaps bodies with his school bully!
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Summary: When Adrien Agreste, klutz extraordinaire, spills coffee over Marinette Dupain-Cheng, he certainly hadn’t expected it to lead to him finding out her identity.
Some things may be less coincidental than they look, it seems.
Notes: life swap au for a commission from @mlbforblm! this is a significant amount longer than it was supposed to be,,, double the length,,, im so sorry i couldn’t fit a reveal in 2.5k! anyway, it’s somewhat adrienette, mutual pining, and…. lots of dumbassery? a heads up: it’s not exactly a personality swap. marinette’s much more blunt than adrien as chat noir is but ,,, still life swap?
Contrary to popular belief, late night photoshoots are better than the ones that happen in the middle of the day. And even more contrary to common belief, having the constant excuse to miss out classes isn’t as great as it’s made out to be. But at the end of the day, middle-of-the-day-photoshoots and late-night photoshoots still share one thing in common: they suck.
Marinette’s practically falling asleep on her feet when the photographer finally announces the wrap up, and even a few splashes of water to her face doesn’t do much to combat the fatigue. She changes into more comfortable clothing, washes the makeup off, and drags herself off to the car.
Halfway through the quiet drive home, her phone chimes. Marinette blinks down at the screen.
Adrien Agreste, 11:34 PM
oh my fhasklfh u will not BELIEVE what just happened ??
Her exhaustion falters to make way for a tired smile. Adrien’s texts often come sporadically, but strangely at the right moments: when she’s tired from a long photoshoot; when she’s frustrated with her mother’s absence; when Plagg is being an absolute pain in the butt. Which he is right now, demanding for food in a worrisomely loud whisper from her pocket. Marinette pushes his head out of view and moves to reply.
Me, 11:35 PM
What happened?
Adrien Agreste, 11:35 PM
my dad told my mom she wouldn’t dare dump a bowl of flour on him and she did and now our kitchen is in RUINS. please help me i’m supposed to pick a side and i just need to finish the homework for today ahhasdfh im running on six cups of coffee and two hours of sleep ! im gonna start hallucinating soon mb i alr am
Marinette has to stifle her laugh, but it’s obvious enough because she catches the driver glancing at her in the rearview mirror. She bites her lip to compose herself before typing her reply.
Me, 11:36 PM
Two hours counting the time you slept in class today?
Adrien Agreste, 11:36 PM
U H O K AY listen i didn’t fall asleep i was just closing my eyes
She considers her next sentence very carefully. Then, Marinette decides to add, you were drooling.
The typing bubble appears, disappears, then appears again. When his text finally sends, it’s nothing but a jumble of keyboard spasms.
Marinette is only a little more successful in stifling her laugh this time.
***
Adrien Agreste has gorgeous blonde hair and even prettier green eyes, but he’s not the person Marinette’s in love with. Definitely not. It’s not him.
(Although sometimes she wishes it were him.)
- Merchant! Why are the infants misbehaving?
- Nice hair dude, I’m a merchandiser tho
Don’t Judge a Book by its Cover
Or
Be Careful of What You Wish For.
When you look at some one and you only see what is presented to you. Without know their history or true story.
Andrew Douglas. Fresh out of college. Works at that fancy build right off the highway. Nice suit, sports car, beautiful apartment .
Well that a Nick knows about me.
Nick a delivery guy for the new heath food restaurant and work out at my gym.
The restaurant Nick works at makes the best food for anybody who works out at the gym.
They can do a high-protein low-carb. 2 special diets. Every guy at the gym uses that please for their meals and so do I.
That’s how I know Nick. He delivers to my apartment at least 3 to 5 times a week. Or he see me eating lunch there. Also I swe him at the gym.
If you look at me you can see I’m kind of on the slim side. And here’s a little tidbits about me that nobody knows.
All the clothes I wear I got from one of my frat brothers who out grow them.. He blew up as a muscle Jock and I stayed Slim. So I got his entire wardrobe before college is out.. Designer clothes to his tailored made suits. I look like I have money. Without having a dime. He old wardrobe fit me perfectly. Make me look so successful.
My car is a company car. So that sports car you see me in. Really not mine. Supplied by the company fir my job.
And last. My sweet looking apartment. The building own by the company I work for. They use to use them for business men staying in town fir training til them moved that part of the company.
So if my job changed. Good bye car and apartment.
One Saturday I was eating at the restaurant. Nick walk in is his form fitting clothes he wears to deliver food in.
I called him over.
I was planning my meals for the week. I asked him, what I really should be ordering to gain weight. To add mass. The dream body starts in the diet.
I accidentally slipped on how I love to have his body for my own.
What I did not know. This dumb jock wish he was me. He was jealous of my nice clothes, fancy car and beautiful apartment.
If you only knew all my clothes were all hand-me-downs from a rich frat brother I went to college with less then a year ago. And my current apartment was applied by my company.
I could see how we’d like to be me. It paints a picture that I look like I’m a rich and successful.
But with that slip of the tongue. ME saying I wish I had his body.
He looked at me quite flattered about me saying that having his body as my own.
He looked at me and said. If you had my body would have my responsibilities in my life.
I was thinking he was saying. His diet and exercise program to maintain it.
But he really was saying something else.
I called the restaurant was about to close and said hey can I get one meal delivered to my apartment I’m headed home now.
They were happy to serve me,and he gave my order the Nick to be delivered.
I just got home and I was still in my suit when Nick got to the door with my dinner I invited a man.
Yes for a glass of water and sat down as I was eating my dinner. Since I was the last meal I’m the restaurant and his delivery for the day he was in no hurry to go anywhere.
I must have been starving cuz I down that thinks so fast. I sent a Nick did they try something different it had a little different flavor to it.
He just sat there and smiled. As he watched me pass out. Nick himself added something to my dinner.
You got up and pulled me from the counter stool and drag me into the bedroom. Stripping me of the Tailored Made suit I was wearing. He took.off my watch and college fraternity ring. Last my boxer briefs.
I then stripped himself naked.
I was so out if it. I could hear him say. You like to have my body and life. Soon it will be all yours. I want yours. The clothes, the car, and my job.
He got on top if my naked body and was draining me on my life Essence making me what was me.
And soon he was pumping his essence into what was left of my frame of a body.
I can feel my muscles expand and contacting, hearing bones cracking a s I grew in size.
My vision was foggy.. His now smaller frame body was on top if mine new muscular frame. I can make out his dark hair turning blond. As the weight of the body and tap in me got lighter.
My head was spinning. I catch the grade was fading and being replaced by that of a personal trainer and delivery boy.
My old life as it faded away was becoming his. And I was becoming the dumb jock. As I passed out.
Short while later I came to finding myself inside the body of Nick. My head was still spinning. My old life was fading being replaced with Nick’s memories,knowledge,and mannerisms.
He was in the bathroom and he walked out wearing the suit I had on that day.
You got your wish man you always wanted my body and now you have it and I have this beautiful life of yours.
If Nick asked me before he drug me and swap their bodies I would have told him that the company I work for is up for sale and I’m possibly going to lose my job which includes the car an the apartment. If he has my memories he should know soon.
The only thing I could do for now is to get cleaned up get dressed and go back to Nick’s place and get on with his life.
I could say having this amazing body was wonderful and with the proper planning I was able to make good use of it.
With in 6 months as Nick. I became a fitness model and with the help of investors. I own the restaurant he delivered food for andc2 more are open next to 3 major gyms in the area.
I was pulling up in my new sports car. Getting out putting on my tailored made suit coat to check out another new restaurant location.
I saw my old body coming out of a men’s resale shop.
Hey man. WOW look at the suit! That your car?
You turn my old life around.
We talked. And I found out. He lost his job when the company was purchased. Meaning the car and apartment are gone too.
Why you in the resale shop.
I sell the suits. Need to pay my rent on my small studio.
Dude. Let go get your stuff I have a job for you.. Over seeing the delivery team for the restaurants. And you old place is available. I get you in there till your on your feet.
Oh. You can’t swap bodies. I found what you did and locked myself in this body. I’m stay put.
You swapping our bodies is the best you could have done for me. I turn his life a round. He was thinking he was getting my life.. A better life. Car, clothes, apartment . In exchange for his height and muscular body. It turn out I’m the winner.
You Have No Choice
I was done with classes for the day. Have lunch and headed back to my dorm room to study. When a good look blonde male student ran up to me
Your Neal Benson? I been looking all over campus for you.
He grab me by the arm. Come on, we don’t have much time.
I found myself at Fraternity Row. Standing in front of the Alpha Phi Fraternity.
What are we doing here?
He looked at me. I’m Blake Kingston. I’m the chapter president of this fraternity.
He grabbed my arm and we headed to the back door. And headed up the back stairs. I found myself in Blake’s bedroom.
We don’t have much time. Get your clothes off.
What? Take off my clothes.
It’s not what you think… just strip.
Ok now take a hold with both hand on this device.
He press the button. My head was spinning and I felt like I was being pulled from my body. When I all stopped I found myself in Blake Kingston body. And he was in mine.
Quick get dressed.
I could not get over what I see. I was the handsome Blake Kingston.
I look at him and he was me.
You now have to get to my business marketing class and take the test in my place as me. I messed up l, But at this time, your the perfect person to take that text. And I have to pass it with at least a B or and A be good too.
The watch on putting on your wrist tell me where you’re at on campus. And I be watching the class on line. So once the test is done. You get your ass back here. Then was swap back. IF my Brothers find this body in my room alone. They’ll beat the crap out of me. Now get going!
I can’t believe a blonde frat boy swapped our bodies. I look so hot.
Stay focus. Get to his class. And get that test done.
And he was tracking me. Because as soon as I was done. I got text messages from him. Nice phone dude. How did I know his pass code?
Get back here so we can swap back.
Back Up in his room we did as we did before. And I was my old self. He thank me.
Why did just ask me?
Right. A guy you just met.. Hey let’s swap bodies so you can take a test for me… You would think I was crazy.
Now Neal, I need you back here right after your last class tomorrow.
We’re swapping again?
Yea. But you will be football jock, Grayson Harris. It easy. B or a C will work..
This has been going for 3 months now. I enjoy being them. But they never just ask me. He tells me. And I don’t seem to be getting anything out of it.
And my classes and grades are suffered a bit from all this.
One night I was in online and I found that device Blake uses for the body swaps.
That device does more than meets the eye. There’s a full swap capability where I gained all his knowledge, talents,memories and abilities. Not counting is mannerisms. And he would totally become me. And then there’s this feature then I’ll swap the IQs to so I get to keep my high IQ over his average one. I just need to get my hand on that device.
When we do the swap again he’ll become me permanently and I’ll become him. Then he’ll never know. He’ll think we’re just swapping back and he was always me. He He. Teaches him right.
I was in Blake’s bedroom. I already naked waiting for him. I found where you put the device and I change all its settings This’ll be the last time we’ll swap and I’ll send him back to the dorm’s as the old me.
As so many times before I stood there before him completely naked and you stood there looking at me with his hand on the device. Press the swap button. He didn’t notice at first but he then noticed the pattern of the lights were changing differently and he didn’t understand what was happening. It wasn’t like before the pulling sensation, as we swapped. But it was a lot stronger. And it took a lot longer.
Blaked look confused , why is this taking so long. Why do I feel so weird. Before he could figure anything out the swap was completed I was Now Blake Kingston permanently.
I knew everything about Blake. All his memories are now mine not just the needed information.
He was standing there coming around. But he was now me.
Neal, I like to thank you for all your help. I know we never really ever asked you for assistance. You where kind a just told you but we appreciate everything.. If there’s anything I could do for you just let me know.
Can’t believe I’m Blake Kingston and he doesn’t even know I stole his body and his life. Teaches him for just grabbing me just to take his tests for him and his buddy
Oh speaking of buddy. I have plan for that jock. Football season over. He all mine now.
Handsome Blake with a nice body, but there’s definitely room for improvement and I know exactly where to get it. And he’s sitting in the next room.
All the computers here at the frat house all went together through Wi-Fi so I was able to find Grayson Harris’s computer easy. Is the USB cable and I attached it to computer to the device. I press step one on the app and it’s got it through the computer in the Greyson’s room zapping him.
He out cold. Time for me to add your beautiful muscles to my new body. So pretty much, you’ll have Blake’s body and I’ll have yours.
I stood behind him caressing his chest I could feel its shrinking in size in mind growing I move down his arms two hands. Caressing his abs watching them goes smooth his mine came into a beautiful six pack. A beautiful package your hiding in your underwear will soon be mine.
I watched everything on him grow smaller. My cock started growing large and hard and firm ready to blast a load. but I don’t have time I got to finish what I’m doing. The size my legs grew muscle my calves. A size 9 feet grew into a size 12. Grayson was shrinking in size all together soon he’s pretty much the size Blake was before this whole event started. From the neck down I had Grayson’s massive body and all his beautiful muscle.
Yeah I can live with this. My mine kind of spinning because I’m becoming the football jock that Grayson was. And he’s also becoming the business major that Blake was.
The only difference is I’m going to keep my IQ handsome face of Blake’s in the body of Grayson.
Going to be swapping our clothes. Speaking of clothes, I better puts some on before frat brothers get back from their classes.
Have a fraternity president’s meeting with the dean. Blake Kingston 2.0 is ready to go
Bigger, taller, stronger and alot smarter.
Double Or Nothing
GSD Industries is my Grandfather’s company. He still running the company and my father right there by his side. After college I’ll be joining them.
What the company does I don’t know exactly cuz they haven’t told me. When it comes time they’ll explain it all to me. I know they do medical research and human development. Whatever that is. It’s just as men now Grandma passed away years ago. My mother died in a car crash. All I know is there’s a lot of unseen Security on the place and I have to call ahead if I’m going to be stopping by.
My name is Eric Danvers, I go to the University not too far away. So I can see my family all the time.
Some weird things have been happening to me where am I out or on campus. One time two guys tried to grab me and toss me in their van. This college student comes out of nowhere and he saves me. I don’t know why it happened and who this guy was, but he was good at self-defense.
Then two different guys came to the frat house come looking for me. Fortunately i wasn’t there and I was actually with my grandfather. He called me and said these two goons bust down the door and started tearing up the Frat screaming where was I at. They told him he was visiting his grandfather and they took off.
Few days later I was summoned to my grandfather’s office. Walking down the hall in front of me was that college guy who saved me from the time 2 guys tried to grab me.
That’s when I found out he was my personal bodyguard. His name is David and my grandfather’s company trained him to protect me.
I found out there were other kidnapping attempts on my life. That’s when they hired David as my bodyguard and train him to protect me. Explains why this guy David just showed up in all my classes at school and pretty much anywhere I went.
That’s when my grandfather and father decided the tell me my grandpa’s company actually did. GSD Industries. Governmental Spy Development Industries. And I was thinking the D stood for Danvers our last name.
They actually do work for the government in developing special projects and special contracts.
My grandfather looked at me and said. This part does not leave the room. You are sworn to keep everything you’re about to hear and see as a secret, you cannot tell anyone and you cannot speak of it outside the building.
Grandfather’s companies develop the way to teach you certain things without you actually having to sit through courses or training lessons.
My Bodyguard is a example of that. David’s Superior martial arts skills we’re programmed into him electronically through his brain and into his muscular system. Within a few hours he was a professional blacked belt. Besides other bodyguard training.
I found out that they do this with government special agents or you could call them spies. Besides giving them the knowledge and abilities are able to transform the agent into a perfect copy of the person they are replacing or impersonating. Like they say in Spy Movies. This man is an imposter. But they have it down to an art form.
My mother’s death was no accident. And all the Unexplained attempts on my life are foreigner agents trying to kidnap me. So my grandfather would give them information on who’s spying in their country and help them spy on ours.
That’s why my body guard was sitting in the room next to me. Too many close calls we have to make it the next step. They were going to make David my body double. He’ll be a perfect copy of me from head to toe right down to my voice and mannerisms. He be given all the needed knowledge of me so if he has to pose for me and step into my place to be able to pull it off.
I was taking down the hall I was stripped of my suit until I was naked. They did a complete body scan my body from the outside and took samples. They put a device around my throat. And wrap this ring around my head.
Partition wall open, David was laying on the other table also naked and wired up. I felt impulses coming in and out of my head I was asked to read passages so they can get the full range of my voice.
They released me from the room and let me get dressed again and took me way to my grandfather’s office.
By the end of the day two of the men from the lab returned and said it was successful.
My grandfather took me out to dinner to explain that they turned David into my body double in every way he will be me from head to toe but he also had his martial arts training and he wasn’t his grandson.
He told me to be safe while I’m on campus until they get another college student programmed to be my bodyguard.
Few days later my grandfather had me return to his office for the big unveiling.
When I entered into my grandfather’s private office, there he stood my exact double a perfect copy of me. Matter of fact he’s wearing my suit shirt and tie along with my best pairs of shoes.
Watching him, checking himself out as me.
I couldn’t get over how he looked it was like looking in a mirror my suit fit in perfectly and that was tailor-made to my body. Introduced himself as Eric Danvers in my voice. He had my manners, my characteristics and my habits down perfect.
My grandfather told me to take my clothes off and give them to him, He would give me back my suit to wear and they would go out to dinner and he would take my place on campus.
My grandfather said to me over dinner, it’s just a test run. He’s got me day to day you down perfectly. He would pose as me on campus for the next few days and see how people respond if at all.
When he returns will hook you up to the machine again and you’ll learn how your week went through by feeding information from his mind to yours as if you were there the whole time just so you are up-to-date.
This’ll be a common practice every few days for both advice to keep update on my current situation and knowledge.
The only big role is we cannot be in the same place at the same time. I’ll be living at my grandfather’s penthouse for the week.
I was allowed to return back to school after about a week and he would be living at my grandfather’s penthouse. Not as a prisoner but as a guest, He also carries an emergency beeper with a tracking device so I can be located at any time. Just in case something happens to me or his assistance is needed.
They were a few attempts on my life fortunately they would be grabbing The Bodyguard, my double instead of me and he was able to protect himself. I don’t know how my grandfather knew maybe his spies on that side informing him when things were going to get rough.
David my body double and I became very close since he know every Secret of My Life almost. You understand I said the word almost he wasn’t given every memory every thought everything that made me, me just enough to make him me.
And David was loving living in my grandfather’s penthouse as if he was me.
During one of our update sessions my body got fully measured in scanned and so is his and his was updated to match mine.
Just think of it as I go to the gym to add muscle and work on my abs and he gets it a push of a button. It was weird having a identical twin that I couldn’t tell anybody about.
A few times David and I would get together at my grandfather’s condo and we’d swap places for the day just so he could get out and see the world and walk around campus.
It’s kind of cool cuz he could take test that I didn’t want to take or hang out with people I really didn’t like.
One day during an update session David heard the technician say that they almost flipped the wrong switch and i would give David my whole life. The swap would give me his.
My grandfather got information that my life was in danger again and no double would be any help. So he sent us to his remote vacation Cabin in the Woods Just the Two of Us
David somehow is able to bring along an update device. He says he always has a headache afterwards so we like to do it now so you can relax and sleep off the pain.
What I didn’t know is David made himself perfect copy of me. All my memories of my entire life. He also had some very private information like past codes and pin numbers. He’s the perfect copy of me from head to toe.
My grandfather had him leave dressed as me when leaving the cabin. I was taken out matching as one of the security detail in the van.
Little did I know David was taking a strong liking to my life as his own. Not that of My Bodyguard.
A few weeks pasted.
I was getting ready for my grandfather’s birthday celebration he was having at the local Resort. I just finished putting on my tuxedo and my security detail showed up. I was surprised to find David was my security detail.
He was checking me out of my tuxedo from head to toe as he stood and a black T-shirt black technical pants and boots and a black cap on his head.
Hey Eric, you got some lint all over your back I’ll get it. THe next thing I know I’m being pierced in the neck with an injection and down I went.
He didn’t take me to the van, but to my car and he put me in the back seat and covered me up out of view. Also I can not see where he’s going.
HE turn right and was on a gravel road and stopped at a gate. He hopped out and opened it.
I could hear a garage door open and him drive in
He parked the car the engine stopped and he got out. He pulled the cover off of me and pulled me out of the car. He said,this was all the tests. Grandfather’s is running this. The biggest one of all. And my grandfather would never know about it.
He stripped me of my tuxedo tell I was stripped down to my underwear.
He looked at me and says we are alike were both wearing the same underwear today that’ll save time. HE handcuff my hands in front of me and push me to the ground.
He grabbed my tuxedo shoes in socks and disappeared when he returned he was dressed from head to toe as me. All cleaned up and ready to go to my grandfather’s birthday party.
He looked at me and says I can’t leave you like this. Grab some dirty clothes out of a gym bag and tossed them at me. Coming to get dressed after he remove the handcuffs.
The next part, he put the update device on my head and I’m his and turn the machine on.
This will be the major update he goes. I’ll know everything you know up to date. Your grandfather will think I’m you for sure. He looked at my Rolex watch on his wrist and said . Look at the time I have to take care of this later and tied me up.
He hopped in my car and drove off leaving me there in the dark in the middle of nowhere. Bond and gagged.
He returned the next morning. Hey man you missed a great party, dad got drunk and Grandpa man, he is sweet guy.
He could not tell me from you.
and soon you will be me.
He put the update system on his head and came over and put it on mine.
You’ll be The Bodyguard from this point on it’s some key points have been erased. And turned on the machine, my whole life just drained from my head replaced with his memories thoughts and knowledge.
When I came to I was in an empty building. I was David. David’s car was right there I was wearing David’s clothes so I must be David.
Not knowing the real David it planted a fake story in his head that he was in a fight to rescue me Eric Danvers. He got beaten up pretty good he doesn’t even really remember the fight that well he must have really got hit hard.
I drove up his school campus and there Eric Danvers standing outside the door. Oh yeah it’s Tuesday lunch with grandfather.
Next time I see him for and update. And report to his grandfather.
Todate. I am the one getting into fights and saving his ass. But i see he learned martial arts. Did Grandpa given the programming like me.
I got a call from Grandfather. Time to go. Time to save pretty boys ass.
If you don’t hear from me. Something went wrong.
—- He gets beat up or worst. As the cough cough. Real Eric Danvers get a hair cut. So much better this way. Sorry man…
Being your bodyguard was great. Becoming your body double amazing. Sweet body. Handsome face. But swapping our lives is the best.
