CHAPTERS 415-417

Xi: Bf isn’t answering my calls…. ;(

Jinghua:Yo……I’m just outside.

Xi: AH YES HE RESPONDED HE LOVES ME THANK YOU JESUS

Jinghua, first few chapters: “I’m straight! Even though I’m dead, I’m still 100% straight!”

300+ chapters later: I LOVE YOU XI! I WANT TO PROTECT YOUR HEART! YOU ARE MY PRIEST! I’LL KISS YOU IF YOU DON’T LET ME CARRY YOU! I’M GONNA KISS YOU ANYWAYS! DON’T FIGHT WITH ANYONE BUT ME OKAY? IF YOU CAN’T PRAY FOR YOURSELF THEN LET ME PRAY FOR YOU! AT LEAST PICK A BETTER LOCATION NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU SNOG ME.

Plays oujia board to summon Jinghua, summons pissed off Jiang Cheng instead.

Jinghua: “I gave you a gift but have yet to get one from you.”

Xi: “But Jinghua… I have given you a gift, one I promised to never give anyone.”

Jinghua: “You have?”

Xi: “Yes, me.” *Pulls Jinghua in for a kiss*

When your partner has been the most affectionate and intimate solely with you, who also declared love for you, made love to you and asked you not to take another, yet still call themselves single. 

*Inside Xi’s mind* WHO’S SINGLE NOW!!

Xi:Thislittle kid thinks he can protect my man better than me? *gets all up in his space*

“Bitch just try.”

Store clerk: “Uh sir, you need a mask to enter this store.”

Xiren: “But I am wearing one?”

Store clerk: “A uh, face mask.”

Xiren: “I am wearing one though?”

Store clerk: *sighs* “A face covering, you know? Like what I’m wearing?”

Xiren: “Right…”