CHAPTERS 415-417

Xi: Bf isn’t answering my calls…. ;(

Jinghua:Yo……I’m just outside.

Xi: AH YES HE RESPONDED HE LOVES ME THANK YOU JESUS

Jinghua, first few chapters: “I’m straight! Even though I’m dead, I’m still 100% straight!”

300+ chapters later: I LOVE YOU XI! I WANT TO PROTECT YOUR HEART! YOU ARE MY PRIEST! I’LL KISS YOU IF YOU DON’T LET ME CARRY YOU! I’M GONNA KISS YOU ANYWAYS! DON’T FIGHT WITH ANYONE BUT ME OKAY? IF YOU CAN’T PRAY FOR YOURSELF THEN LET ME PRAY FOR YOU! AT LEAST PICK A BETTER LOCATION NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU SNOG ME.

Plays oujia board to summon Jinghua, summons pissed off Jiang Cheng instead.

Jinghua: “I gave you a gift but have yet to get one from you.”

Xi: “But Jinghua… I have given you a gift, one I promised to never give anyone.”

Jinghua: “You have?”

Xi: “Yes, me.” *Pulls Jinghua in for a kiss*

Shiyao: Okay new update, we’re getting married. He liked me since a month ago but I never knew.

Update 2: It seems that I accidentally friendzoned him for a month.

Xi:How do I say I asked him to have a future with me in the least gayest way possible to my traditional family?

Xi: “Alexa, play Despacito…”

Congress said the next stimulus check will be a single Ling Qi poster.

New chapter be like twf when boo comes back and compliments you but the period cramps start.

NOW PRESENTING Duanmu“I made a deal with the literal devil for the sake of the world” Xi!

When your partner has been the most affectionate and intimate solely with you, who also declared love for you, made love to you and asked you not to take another, yet still call themselves single. 

*Inside Xi’s mind* WHO’S SINGLE NOW!!

When you are cuddling your bf and you feel it pop up