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“Let’s make love, right here right now!”
Gamer Xi has entered the playing field.
Xi: “Unfortunately Jinghua, the CDC recommends us to stay 6 feet from each other…”
Jinghua: “Why not five feet?”
Xi: “Because we’re gay.”
Ya’ll know this is really how this scene went down. He just went through the damn wall to see his man not giving any fucks about rules
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CHAPTERS 415-417
Xi: Bf isn’t answering my calls…. ;(
Jinghua:Yo……I’m just outside.
Xi: AH YES HE RESPONDED HE LOVES ME THANK YOU JESUS
Jinghua, first few chapters: “I’m straight! Even though I’m dead, I’m still 100% straight!”
300+ chapters later: I LOVE YOU XI! I WANT TO PROTECT YOUR HEART! YOU ARE MY PRIEST! I’LL KISS YOU IF YOU DON’T LET ME CARRY YOU! I’M GONNA KISS YOU ANYWAYS! DON’T FIGHT WITH ANYONE BUT ME OKAY? IF YOU CAN’T PRAY FOR YOURSELF THEN LET ME PRAY FOR YOU! AT LEAST PICK A BETTER LOCATION NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU SNOG ME.
Plays oujia board to summon Jinghua, summons pissed off Jiang Cheng instead.
Jinghua: “I gave you a gift but have yet to get one from you.”
Xi: “But Jinghua… I have given you a gift, one I promised to never give anyone.”
Jinghua: “You have?”
Xi: “Yes, me.” *Pulls Jinghua in for a kiss*
After snogging Jinghua at his gravesite:
“Your ashes were tampered with. It makes sense you’d be affected Jinghua.”
“Really Xi? Because you seem more affected than me right now with your… heavy breathing and glistening lips and- and… oh hell come here!” *grabs Xi for another kiss*
Shiyao: Okay new update, we’re getting married. He liked me since a month ago but I never knew.
Update 2: It seems that I accidentally friendzoned him for a month.
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