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Update on how orientation week is going~

I got stung by a jellyfish yesterday ( •́ .̫ •̀ )

antisjmmemes:

No one:

Absolutely not a single fucking soul on the planet:

Sarah Janet Maas for no fucking reason at all:

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luwssz:

thinking about

bluegreysong:

choose your fighter

everyones-favorite-ram-girl:

everyones-favorite-ram-girl:

everyones-favorite-ram-girl:

everyones-favorite-ram-girl:

woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

who is leon dbd

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he… wh…. why does he sound like that

this literally is not an exaggeration

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

deyjahvu:

caleo vs literally any other pjo ship

lmfaooo

feanarotherindion:

mxtx guys be really living their wattpad girlie dreams

lwj literally wrote a song about the hot dude in the class, named it after their ship name and got to marry the said hot dude from the class.

hua cheng created multiple fan art of his idol, sent him thousands of fan mails (lanterns), fought xie lian antis, and married his idol who was also an emperor by the end of the story.

and in scum villian i can’t even decide who was the wattpad girlie in the story. shen yuan who married the supposed player, bingbing who banged his milf teacher or shang qinghua who married the rich sugar daddy who was also his literal dream guy?

piosplayhouse:

moshang is so great because you just know they look at each other every night and are like “wow I’m so lucky HE loves ME ☺️” and meanwhile everyone else in the universe is like. I would rather die than marry either of those guys honestly

vulpixwithwings:

quiznaks:

when keith is going super fast without a chair is gonna b a fucking meme watch i call it now

wheretheresaweeb: Don’t forget October 3rd… happy Fullmetal Alchemist day (and Mean Girls day)!wheretheresaweeb: Don’t forget October 3rd… happy Fullmetal Alchemist day (and Mean Girls day)!

wheretheresaweeb:

Don’t forget October 3rd… happy Fullmetal Alchemist day (and Mean Girls day)!


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natalieironside:

natalieironside:

Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went “Aw, beans. That wasn’t cool. I better go apologize” at which point The Plot he’d been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

Steve: “Hey Nancy I wanted to apologize for–”

Nancy, cocking a gun: “Wall’s haunted.”

hormoneinjections:

rituwal:

rituwal:

naruto boys react to you having a tapeworm

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Naruto:DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!! DATTEBAYO!!!!! D:<

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Sasuke: **goes yandere** I-Im the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….

Kiba: tch…. thats so fucking unepic. i dont want my dick to get gobbled up by your tapeworm, we’re through [Y/N]. You lose the internet. kek

Shino: You werent suppose to know about that. **slaps you around**

Shikamaru: this is such a pain in the ass

Rock: **Lee**

Neji: Um….Okay

Kakashi: **slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach** mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]!

@mcccree@ssombra

ehlihr:

ehlihr:

ehlihr:

imagine chat noir getting sooo arrogant like of course i can give a haircut ive gotten hundreds of haircuts. and then.

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sorry i came up with this joke like two minutes after i posted

sabertoothwalrus:

this idea came to me in the shower and I actually doubled over because I was laughing so hard

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