#loooool

theageof-loki:

tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

penisdestroyer:

why sponsor this

lovetechnique:

lovetechnique:

the inherent homoeroticism of pinning your rival against a wall as an intimidation tactic

the inherent homoeroticism of having a rival

kaelio:

kaelio:

i admire the oblivious cruelty of what crappy jobs people give fictional characters in the AUs

“this one works at a coffee shop, and this one has a little family farm!” damn. that is ice cold.

child’s play, that’s why I write adjunct professor AUs

elzar:

looking through the 2021 annual of HRA and i’m actually CRYING

jagiellonczyk:

Me talking about my favourite historical character: Such an idiot. What a dumbass.

Someone: *insults my favourite historical character*

Me:

frankthesnek:

But its so romantic lol

merlinoutofcontext:

i love merlin because in the first episode he wants to kill arthur and then 10 years later he still wants to kill him but also give him a little kiss on the lips

not-caitvi-brainrot:

Art by @/Lin_Yuri_2020 — Twitter

ultragooner89:

What a shame on me, I haven’t translated the vkm25 into Russian. And now we’ve got the vkm26 tonight!

lurking96:

ilovecatsandbaking:

jewishbookwyrm:

graycoin:

sindri42:

doesitsparkjoytho:

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

legs-are-just-for-show:

My friend got an Among Us costume to surprise a friend

and then later I put it on and ran around outside

hs-ts:

feelboss:

hs-ts:

hs-ts:

the terf skateboard loser arguing biological advantage now cos a trans woman beat her but what was her excuse for losing to a literal 7 year old in 2019

Those lil girls beat her ass (x)

don’t forget she competed in the men’s intermediate herself and got 2nd so like???

damn so it really is just trans women specifically that she has a problem with lol

jaxblade:

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES Pizza

Street Sharks Burgers

Biker Mice From MarsHot Dogs

Extreme Dinosaurs Mexican Food

No wonder I get weird cravings when I rewatch these haha

youre-only-gay-once:

I haven’t seen anything at all about the actual morbius movie or what happens in it but I have seen a million jokes about the word morb and the entire movie in a gif at least twice