Little Witch Academia characters as things I did this week

Akko - asked Siri what 1 + 1 equals

Diana - thought I got drunk off of something I drank but in reality it was apple juice

Amanda - downed pure citric acid and baking soda in water because my friend thought I wouldn’t do it

Lotte - read a Barry B. Benson x Shrek fanfiction that someone had sent me

Sucy - took 7 ibuprofens when the max was 5 within 24 hours to see if it would stop my menstrual cycle

Constanze - played Forza Horizon 4 for 10 hours straight until I started shaking and blacked out of a caffeine crash

Jasminka - used a massive spoon for a container of edible cookie dough I spotted in the freezer (it isn’t mine) and said “just a bite.”

Hannah - stood in front of a mirror, leaned in close, and said “you’re kind of hot, you know.”

Barbara - hyperventilated in the movie theater watching Frozen 2 because of how beautiful Elsa was and how she radiated Soft Diana Energy ™️