Little Witch Academia characters as things I did this week

Akko - asked Siri what 1 + 1 equals

Diana - thought I got drunk off of something I drank but in reality it was apple juice

Amanda - downed pure citric acid and baking soda in water because my friend thought I wouldn’t do it

Lotte - read a Barry B. Benson x Shrek fanfiction that someone had sent me

Sucy - took 7 ibuprofens when the max was 5 within 24 hours to see if it would stop my menstrual cycle

Constanze - played Forza Horizon 4 for 10 hours straight until I started shaking and blacked out of a caffeine crash

Jasminka - used a massive spoon for a container of edible cookie dough I spotted in the freezer (it isn’t mine) and said “just a bite.”

Hannah - stood in front of a mirror, leaned in close, and said “you’re kind of hot, you know.”

Barbara - hyperventilated in the movie theater watching Frozen 2 because of how beautiful Elsa was and how she radiated Soft Diana Energy ™️

I got bored

What your LWA crush says about you

Akko: you’re an annoying bottom that can’t talk to girls looking for dumbass validation

Sucy: you feel like society sucks and are probably into vore, or you just like E-girls.

Lotte: you’re a top that is an absolute sucker for soft balls of stress and anxiety, or you ARE a soft ball of stress and anxiety

Diana: you probably rooted for Regina George while watching Mean Girls, or you just really want to be stepped on

Hannah: you’re a little brat

Barbara: soft ball of stress and anxiety #2

Amanda: you’re a lesbian

Constanze: you don’t speak in class or you’re the loudest mf on earth

Jasminka: soft,, squish,, love

Andrew: why