#love those guys
PIP:Ta-daaaaa!
PIP:The laundromat!
PIP:Where all your wonderfully bubbly dreams come true!
TWEEK:I thought humans couldn’t control fate like that.
PIP: Well, no dreams come true in the literalsense.
PIP:Unless your greatest dream is to wash all of your clothes.
PIP:Merely a euphemism, my friend!
TWEEK: Oh. Okay.
TWEEK:…Do we just… what do we do?
PIP: Follow me in and I’ll show you!
PIP:These places, from what I can recall, tend to be fairly empty at this time of night.
PIP: So you shouldn’t need worry about too many people, I know how you are about crowds and such.
PIP: Though I can’t say I ever went to one much, I was only ten or so during my last moments on earth, and I–
THOSE GUYS:…
THESE GUYS:…
PIP:Oh.
PIP:Oh dear.
PIP:It seems we have a little unexpected company, now don’t we.
TWEEK:Did…
TWEEK:Did all of these things come out of the portal…?
TWEEK: Why are they allhere?
PIP:I’m not quite sure…
PIP: Well, at least we’ll have some familiar faces around while we wait!
TWEEK:WUH–
TWEEK:What if someone comes in andseesthis?!
PIP:Oh, nonsense!
PIP:Anybody who was here would have ran out long ago after seeing these little devilish beings!
TWEEK:But–
PIP:Don’t avoid them now, you probably consider them better friends than I and the rest of the group, anyhow.
PIP:No sense in drivingall of your friends away, that’d just be silly!
TWEEK:I.
PIP: Come now, I’ll throw my laundry in the wash and you can see how it’s done.
TWEEK:…
TWEEK:Ew…
TWEEK:What’s all that stuffin there with the clothes.
PIP:Just a bunch of soap and water; It’s all you really need to get a fit shirt or two!
TWEEK:What???
TWEEK:Waterdoesthat?
TWEEK: I thought water was like.
TWEEK:Bad for you?
PIP:Ahahaha, not at all!
PIP:Seems you’ve fallen victim to false information yet again.
TWEEK: “Yet again?”
TWEEK:What’sthatsupposed to mean?
PIP:Nothing, nothing.
PIP:You should try water some time!
PIP:It’squite refreshing, if I must say.
PIP:You know, actually, every single living being you see up here?
PIP: They have water in them as well!
PIP: I’m… not quite sure how that whole water deal works out when you’re dead or from hell, though.
PIP:I haven’t seen a lick of water since I was young. Why, the first thing I went to do when I got back last night was go and get a drink!
TWEEK:Isthat why you’ve been acting so weird?
TWEEK: Does water just do that to people?
PIP: Tweek, I’ve been acting the same as ever.
PIP:I think you’re just a little more on edge with all of this new stuff.
PIP: Which is fine, somany new things!
PIP:So much to process…
PIP:I’d certainly be more weary if I were in your shoes, so I couldn’t possibly blame you.
TWEEK: No, it’s notthat.
TWEEK:At all.
TWEEK:This shit is crazybut–
TWEEK: You’re acting differentdifferent.
TWEEK:You’re acting like you don’t give two fucks aboutanything you do.
PIP:I’ve told you before and I’ll tell you again, Tweek.
PIP: I’ve decided to improve on myself now that I’m on earth.
PIP: Now that I have another chance to do everything I could have done while I was alive.
TWEEK:So you… what.
TWEEK: You decide to go and terrorize all of your friends?
TWEEK: Don’t you care about all of your old friends???
TWEEK: You always used to tell stories about them and junk, and now what?
PIP: You’re right!
PIP:I couldn’t care less about my old friends.
TWEEK: But you were just asking for their forgiveness like, ten hours ago.
PIP:Yep, and just about nobody said a word to me.
PIP: And the one who did only said it out of fear.
PIP: Really, that was the final straw.
PIP: The final test to see if I could really muster up the energy to care anymore.
PIP:What a shame, those poor fools being the deciding factor in my life.
PIP:But I feel so much better now, and it’s only been a handful of hours!
TWEEK:But… your memories–
PIP:Nope!
PIP:All of my care has flown out the window, friend.
TWEEK:Well…
TWEEK:What about everything else?
TWEEK:This town?
TWEEK: Your old home?
TWEEK:Your favorite things?
PIP:Couldn’t care less!
PIP: Nothing ever went right for me, so rather than dwell on it, I might as well give it all the cold shoulder.
TWEEK: What about your family?!
PIP:Nope, still nothing!
PIP:Not a single one wrote to me after I left.
PIP: I figure Joe might’ve, if he ever had the spare pound to do so.
PIP: But never a word from my ugly bitch of a sister!!!
PIP:Not at all!
PIP:And I’m dead now anyhow, so what’s it all matter?
TWEEK:Wuh!!!
TWEEK:W–
TWEEK: What about the friends you have now?!
PIP:Mm, just another group of people who’ve berated me over the years.
TWEEK: What about the two fucking people you killed!!!!
PIP:That wasn’t me, but you’d wager against that too.
PIP:So I can’t be bothered.
TWEEK:What the fuck!
TWEEK: What about Damien?!
PIP:I–
PIP: Oh, well.
PIP: You’ve got me there.
TWEEK:You keep telling me about all this crazy shit up here on the surface, but you couldn’t give a damn if the whole town blew up, it seems like!
PIP:Well, Tweek, it wouldn’t be the first time that that’s happened.
PIP:And it may not be the last, if everything’s the same as it’s always been.
TWEEK:Holyshit,dude!
TWEEK:What are you some sort of fucking serial killer?!
TWEEK: How can you not care about a single fucking thing?!
PIP:Tweek…
PIP:I’m not sure how to tell you this, if you aren’t grasping it already.
PIP: I’m not even sure where all of this is coming from.
TWEEK:Maybe the fact that you killedThomas and that other guy???
PIP:They’ll be back.
TWEEK:Yeah, and you’d just as easily kill them again, wouldn’t you?
PIP: I told you already, it wasn’t me.
PIP: But you won’t listen.
PIP:Or understand.
PIP:So I really, really…
PIP:Well, simply put, Tweek…
PIP:I just don’t give a fuck anymore.