#luche lazarus
Luche, calling Pelna:Hello?
Pelna: Hey, what’s up?
Luche: I need your help, can you come here?
Pelna: I can’t, I’m buying clothes.
Luche: All right, well then hurry up and come over here.
Pelna: I can’t find them!
Luche: …What do you mean you can’t find them?
Pelna: I can’t find them, there’s only soup.
Luche: What do you mean, there’s only soup?!
Pelna: It means there’s only soup!
Luche: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!
Pelna: ALL RIGHT, YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!!!
Pelna: …There’s more soup!
Luche: What do you mean there’s more soup?!
Pelna: There’s just more soup!
Luche: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!
Pelna: There’s still soup!
Luche: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!
Pelna: I’M AT SOUP!
Luche: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU’RE AT SOUP?!
Pelna: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!
Luche: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Pelna: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!!
Luche: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!
Pelna: FUCK YOU!!!
Nyx: Real talk, though. Do y'all think I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?
Luche: You’re a hazard to society.
Crowe: And a coward. Do 20.