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Luche, calling Pelna:Hello?

Pelna: Hey, what’s up?

Luche: I need your help, can you come here?

Pelna: I can’t, I’m buying clothes.

Luche: All right, well then hurry up and come over here.

Pelna: I can’t find them!

Luche: …What do you mean you can’t find them?

Pelna: I can’t find them, there’s only soup.

Luche: What do you mean, there’s only soup?!

Pelna: It means there’s only soup!

Luche: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!

Pelna: ALL RIGHT, YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!!!

Pelna: …There’s more soup!

Luche: What do you mean there’s more soup?!

Pelna: There’s just more soup!

Luche: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!

Pelna: There’s still soup!

Luche: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

Pelna: I’M AT SOUP!

Luche: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU’RE AT SOUP?!

Pelna: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!

Luche: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Pelna: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!!

Luche: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!

Pelna: FUCK YOU!!!

Nyx: Real talk, though. Do y'all think I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Luche: You’re a hazard to society.

Crowe: And a coward. Do 20.

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