#mod libertus
“We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve been quite possibly, bamboozled.”
- Nyx Ulric
Regis: I can’t lie to the people!
Libertus: You lie to them every day when you say that you care about them!
Drautos: Look at all these married couples!
Drautos, through a megaphone: 50% OF YOU WILL STATISTICALLY DIVORCE.
Me and the boys going over the plan before we storm Area 51
Tredd: Don’t put me on the same level as that…that…virgin! I might catch his virginity!
Crowe: Nah, my guess is you’re already infected.
Nyx: Wait, can you really catch it?
Lunafreya: Oh, you two are back early.
Nyx: Wall’s haunted.
Lunafreya:…What?
Nyx, grabbing the Ring: Wall’s haunted.
Luche, calling Pelna:Hello?
Pelna: Hey, what’s up?
Luche: I need your help, can you come here?
Pelna: I can’t, I’m buying clothes.
Luche: All right, well then hurry up and come over here.
Pelna: I can’t find them!
Luche: …What do you mean you can’t find them?
Pelna: I can’t find them, there’s only soup.
Luche: What do you mean, there’s only soup?!
Pelna: It means there’s only soup!
Luche: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!
Pelna: ALL RIGHT, YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!!!
Pelna: …There’s more soup!
Luche: What do you mean there’s more soup?!
Pelna: There’s just more soup!
Luche: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!
Pelna: There’s still soup!
Luche: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!
Pelna: I’M AT SOUP!
Luche: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU’RE AT SOUP?!
Pelna: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!
Luche: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Pelna: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!!
Luche: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!
Pelna: FUCK YOU!!!
Nyx: Real talk, though. Do y'all think I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?
Luche: You’re a hazard to society.
Crowe: And a coward. Do 20.
Nyx: These abandoned cars go on for miles!
Lunafreya: Maybe they left them when they got rescued!
Nyx:That’s… one theory.
Libertus: A good romance starts with a good friendship!
Tredd: And a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. Roma, roma ma ma ga ga, ooh la la.”
“Here’s my counter-offer to your counter-offer: Go fuck yourselves!”
- Nyx Ulric to the Kings of Old
Nyx: Guess what’s going on right now.
Drautos: Wow. I didn’t even know these things could GET four-way.
Nyx: Team deathmatch!
Lunafreya: Team deathmatch?
Libertus: Team deathmatch?
Nyx: Team deathmatch!
Lunafreya: Team deathmatch?
Libertus: Team deathmatch?
Drautos: STOP IT!
Lunafreya:…
Libertus:…
Nyx: Team death–
Drautos:Hey.
Nyx:…
Drautos:…
Nyx:Sorry.
