Ratchet: All right let’s test this out. I’ve got a patient here, and as you can see if we open up his leg chassis, there’s a pretty big fracture. How would you repair this?
Spinister: Well first thing’s first I’m gonna take the squiggly parts out, ‘cause he doesn’t need ‘em, then I’m gonna make the energon do a whirly-gig into the tube over here, slip this whangdangler under the slicey boys, jimmy the shiny spoony bit back up, melt a couple oopsy-doodles together, *CRACK* the crunchy bang-bangs back into place, wipe it down, and wrap it up for space Christmas.
Ratchet: …..Well you’ve fixed it. More efficiently than I’ve ever seen it done, and using a method I have never even conceived of.
Spinister: Mmhm
Ratchet: And could you possibly tell me the name of the part you just repaired?
Spinister: It’s the Up-And-Down Spirally Part that goes Brrrrrr
OKAY SO!! finally my starscream cosplay is really coming together!! this is the jacket!! my main inspiration (especially the thingie on the chest and back) comes from @captainbaddecisions ty so much to them for letting me use their idea :) the entire jacket was entirely sown by yours truly
