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windandwater: “What some people need,” said Magrat, to the world in general, “is a bit more heart.”“

windandwater:

“What some people need,” said Magrat, to the world in general, “is a bit more heart.”

“What some people need,” said Granny Weatherwax, to the stormy sky, “is a lot more brain.”

Then she clutched at her hat to stop the wind from blowing it off.

WhatI need, thought Nanny Ogg fervently, is a drink.

Three minutes later a farmhouse dropped on her head.

–Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

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cosmicrhetoric:

i keep trying to reread wyrd sisters but i can’t get further than this cause every time i see it i have to turn my phone off and close my eyes for twenty minutes…..this is SO funny. you just know there’s a little recipe book in goodie maysherestinpeace whemper’s old cottage with an entry that says RECIPE FOR HOT LEAD BONES: step one you get some lead step two you put it in their bones

[id: “Witches just aren’t like that,” said Magrat. “We live in harmony with the great cycles of Nature, and do no harm to anyone, and it’s wicked of them to say we don’t. We ought to fill their bones with hot lead.”

The other two looked at her with a certain amount of surprised admiration. She blushed, although not greenly, and looked at her knees.

“Goodie Whemper did a recipe,” she confessed. “It’s quite easy. What you do is, you get some lead, and you-” / end id]

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