#mandy wiles
Mandy: Why don’t I take my shoe, flip it sideways, and stick it up your uterus you stupid cunt?
Angie: Wow, she sounds like HBO!
Pinky: You know who’s looking fine tonight? Derby.
Mandy: Okay, you did not just say that.
Pinky: What? He’s a good kisser.
Mandy: … He’s your cousin.
Pinky: Yeah but he’s my first cousin.
Mandy: Right.
Pinky: So you have your cousins, then you have your first cousins, then your second cousins-
Mandy: Uh-uh honey, no.
Pinky: That’s not right, is it?
Mandy: That is so not right.
Mandy: Why is it always Romeo and Juliet?
Miss Peters: I don’t know, ask teenage romcoms.
Beatrice: And why am I always the boy?
Ms. Peters: Uh, your flat chest, your general demeanor, your silhouette, your voice, I could go on.
Mandy: And why am I Mercutio?
Miss Peters: Because I wanted to kill you off early.
Pinky: And I’m Juliet because I’m the prettiest, right?
Miss Peters: No, it’s because you definitely tried to poison yourself when you were about 14 over a boy you met three days ago.
Pinky: Eh, you live and you learn.
Beatrice: Juliet didn’t.
The popular girl
*rambles about how there aren’t enough characters that have braces*
