#s sam and mickey

Mandy: Why is it always Romeo and Juliet?

Miss Peters: I don’t know, ask teenage romcoms.

Beatrice: And why am I always the boy?

Ms. Peters: Uh, your flat chest, your general demeanor, your silhouette, your voice, I could go on.

Mandy: And why am I Mercutio?

Miss Peters: Because I wanted to kill you off early.

Pinky: And I’m Juliet because I’m the prettiest, right?

Miss Peters: No, it’s because you definitely tried to poison yourself when you were about 14 over a boy you met three days ago.

Pinky: Eh, you live and you learn.

Beatrice: Juliet didn’t.