#maraders era

Regulus *narrating, as he introduces his family*:This is the left nostril of my father. It squeaks all night long.

Regulus:Andthese are the freezing cold feet of my mother. Just like her heart.

Regulus *pointing at a picture*:Andthis is my older brother, Sirius. He’s the one I really like. So, of course, he got sent away to Hogwarts.

Regulus *talking to the camera*: And my name is Regulus. You want to know what the best thing about childhood is?

Regulus: At some point, it stops.

Interviewer: *is low-key concerned*