#martha blackburn
YALL WE GOT A SEASON TWO!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THE SHONI ANGST
yo what if the post island season of the wilds is just like a season of living single or friends and its just the girls all living together in an apartment building, vibing and thriving
Shelby: So Martha how was school?
Martha: Some guy pushed me over
Shelby: Did you push him back?
Martha: No he’s bigger than me
Shelby: Toni?
Toni: I’m on it.
Martha, opening a Capri-sun: Guess I’m drinking away my sorrows tonight
Martha: Aw fiddlesticks
Toni: Listen, I know this is a stressful situation, but watch the fucking language
Shelby:Toni and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Martha, sighing: What did Toni do?
Shelby: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and…
Toni:Who wants a steering wheel?
Martha: If I say good night and you see me online an hour later, it’s not that I lied, it’s just that I failed
Rachel: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds
Martha: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Rachel:No! Four to five seconds!
Martha:Too late!!!