#mc x maxwell
MC: You know, one time, the press told me that I should think about getting a buttlift.
Maxwell: What!? Your ass is like…
Maxwell: [struggles to describe it in words]
Maxwell: It’s top shelf, little blossom. It’s top shelf.
MC:…Thanks
MC, dressed as a dentist: Open up
Hana: Sometimes i get sad
MC: That’s not what I mea-
Maxwell: Let her talk
Drake: [Faceplam]
Maxwell: Little blo, I need my–
MC: [hands him his phone]
Maxwell: Oh, also I didn’t have a chance to–
MC: [hands him a cronut]
Maxwell: Marry me?
MC: You took care of that. We’ve been married for the last seven years.
MC: I want a chocolate bunny.
Maxwell: [comes home with a brown rabbit]
Drake: Why can’t you celebrate Easter like normal people?
“I should feel betrayed, but I’m kinda proud” || My favorite couple. I f r e a k i n g love them.
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MC: Our first year as a married couple and we’re still in love.
Maxwell: In your face, those who said we couldn’t last a year!
Drake: I stand by my wedding toast!
Maxwell: Have you seen my shirt? Button down, faded salmon color?
MC: You mean your pink shirt?
Maxwell: …faded salmon color.
MC: No, I haven’t seen your pink shirt.
“It’s silly how dumb in love I am with you sometimes” || This whole scene and Maxwell keeping the promise of waiting, I’m crying.
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