#incorrect choices quotes
MC: The food is too hot. I can’t eat it.
Bryce: You’re too hot but I still eat you
MC:*blushes*
Bryce: *winks at them*
Jackie: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.
Sienna: I’m cold
Elijah: Oh, here take my jacket
MC: I’m cold too
Ethan: What? *takes jacket off* didn’t I tell you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen to me *pulls out scarves to pile on MC* now I have to make sure you don’t freeze to death *takes Bryce’s hat* and how long have you been freezing?!
MC:
MC: Wow, I’m such a lucky person.
Lucas:You make my life complete and I can’t believe you’re mine. I don’t know what I’d do without you.
MC: Bitch, what the fuck are you talking about.
MC: I just got some McNuggets.
MC: Fuck, marry, kill- me, Liam, and Maxwell.
Olivia: Marry Liam, fuck you I guess, and kill Drake.
Drake: I wasn’t even one of the options, what the fuck?
Drake, drunk crying about MC not noticing him: But I’m so cool and hot! I’ve got it all!
MC: Noah if we get out of here alive, I’m gonna kill you!
Noah: So what’s my incentive to live?
MC: You know, one time, the press told me that I should think about getting a buttlift.
Maxwell: What!? Your ass is like…
Maxwell: [struggles to describe it in words]
Maxwell: It’s top shelf, little blossom. It’s top shelf.
MC:…Thanks
Commercial: 2 out of 3 people suffer from depression. Talk to your doctor today.
Maxwell: [hurriedly phones doctor] Hey, do you suffer from depression?
Teja: Got a hot date?
Victoria: No, but the woman I’m dating does.
MC: [makes offended sounds]
MC, dressed as a dentist: Open up
Hana: Sometimes i get sad
MC: That’s not what I mea-
Maxwell: Let her talk
Drake: [Faceplam]
{MC and Kenji texting}
Kenji: MC, what are you doing tonight?
MC: Working again :( *message not delivered*
MC: You?
Kenji: Haha I like where this is going ;)
MC: Becca, how are you?
Becca: I’m so depressed I’ve worn the same outfit twice this week
Olivia: I never considered you an enemy.
Olivia: I never considered you at all.
Drake: Now that’s just hurtful…
Maxwell: Little blo, I need my–
MC: [hands him his phone]
Maxwell: Oh, also I didn’t have a chance to–
MC: [hands him a cronut]
Maxwell: Marry me?
MC: You took care of that. We’ve been married for the last seven years.
[About MC]
Estella: She is beauty.
Sean: She is grace.
Jake: She fucking punched me in the face!
Jake: [To MC] Shall I get you a step stool so you can look in my eyes when you threaten me?
MC: I want a chocolate bunny.
Maxwell: [comes home with a brown rabbit]
Drake: Why can’t you celebrate Easter like normal people?
Maxwell: House of Beaumont has a favor to ask
Drake: I’m erasing myself from the narrative
Bertrand: It’s about MC
Drake: I put myself back in the narrative
MC: *asleep on the couch*
Victoria: *rubbing MC’s arms lovingly*
Victoria: *whispering* Bitch.
Maxwell: Have you seen my shirt? Button down, faded salmon color?
MC: You mean your pink shirt?
Maxwell: …faded salmon color.
MC: No, I haven’t seen your pink shirt.
MC:Tea?
Drake:I don’t drink tea.
MC, telepathically: Then you can suck my dick you ignorant bitch.
MC: Are you laughing at that video of Aiden getting hurt?
Michael: No. I’m laughing at the comments.
MC: Being gay isn’t a choice
MC: It’s a game and I’m winning
TRR as Vines
MC: Ah, fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this
Liam: You have to say that you’re fine and you’re not really fine.
Maxwell: Mah God they were roommates
Drake: Oh hey, thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garrbaagge
Hana: Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd
Bertrand: You better watch out, you better watch out, you bETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
Madeline: you spilled- whaghwhha- lipstick in my Valentino White bag?
MC: *accidentally brushes Victoria’s hand with her own*
Victoria: *agressively holds MC’s hand* fucking commit to it
[texting]
MC: I really wish you were here because I just want to hold you.
Victoria: That’s disgusting.
Victoria: I’m on my way.