#memepact
Xi:How do I say I asked him to have a future with me in the least gayest way possible to my traditional family?
Xi: “Alexa, play Despacito…”
Congress said the next stimulus check will be a single Ling Qi poster.
New chapter be like twf when boo comes back and compliments you but the period cramps start.
Siming: “Jinghua, didn’t you say that you can help settle arguments? Why aren’t you doing that?”
Jinghua: “Well Xi did say it would be best if I don’t get involved?”
Also Jinghua: *grabs a guy’s shirt* LISTEN HERE YOU PUNK!
NOW PRESENTING Duanmu“I made a deal with the literal devil for the sake of the world” Xi!
When your partner has been the most affectionate and intimate solely with you, who also declared love for you, made love to you and asked you not to take another, yet still call themselves single.
*Inside Xi’s mind* WHO’S SINGLE NOW!!
Xi:Thislittle kid thinks he can protect my man better than me? *gets all up in his space*
“Bitch just try.”
Store clerk: “Uh sir, you need a mask to enter this store.”
Xiren: “But I am wearing one?”
Store clerk: “A uh, face mask.”
Xiren: “I am wearing one though?”
Store clerk: *sighs* “A face covering, you know? Like what I’m wearing?”
Xiren: “Right…”
You sure did
When you are cuddling your bf and you feel it pop up
