#might delete this if it flops

Hufflepuff: “What are you doing?”

Gryffindor: “Trying to teach myself how to do a backflip.”

Hufflepuff: “By throwing yourself off the back of the couch?”

Gryffindor: “Yeah, I figured if I think about flipping hard enough, my body should just do it.”

Hufflepuff: “And you approved of this?”

Ravenclaw watching with a bag of popcorn: “It’s an experiment.”