#hogwarts incorrect quotes
Over text (3)
Slytherin:Answer your phone.
Ravenclaw:Wait a minute, I can’t find it.
Slytherin:Got it
Slytherin, after several minutes: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, rave.
Gryffindor: Did you just… agree with me?
Slytherin: Oh I wish I could take-
Gryffindor: Nope! You said it! No take-backs!
Ravenclaw: There is no such thing as a stupid question.
Slytherin: Whatever you say
*A few days later*
Gryffindor, to Ravenclaw: What’s in mango salsa?
Ravenclaw, to Slytherin: I stand corrected.
Over the phone
Ravenclaw: How’s the meeting??
Slytherin:I want to stab everyone.
Ravenclaw: Oh, well don’t get blood on your outfit. We have a dinner reservation at seven.
Slytherin: Love you for enabling me.
Ravenclaw: Love you too.
I posted a quote on my main again accidentally -_-
I accidentally uploaded this to my main lol :/ (I deleted it afterwards btw)
After accidentally tearing up a page in Ravenclaw’s book
Gryffindor: I did a bad thing.
Slytherin: Does it in anyway impact Me or Huffy negatively??
Gryffindor: Not really.
Slytherin: Then suffer in silence.
Sunday Morning
Slytherin, walking in with a bag of bread: Who wants french toast?
Gryffindor:Ohh, ill have some.
Slytherin, handing the bread to gryffindor: Me too, eggs and milk in the fridge.
Gryffindor: -_-
Hufflepuff : I have decided that I’m, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.
Slytherin, under their breath : I’m starving
My Mom just called Dumbledore “Kadalf” …not even Gandalf. No. “Kadalf”
Draco:Awe Granger, you have a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.
Hermione: We are married.
Draco:Still.
Draco: Why does everything bad happen to me?
Harry: It’s happening to us, too, Draco!
Draco: Well, not really, ‘cause you’re not blonde.
Y/n:That is a lie, Draco.
Draco:You shut up right now!
Sirius:Y/n, did you happen to hear my announcement?
Y/n:I hang on every word.
Sirius:I’m going to assume that is sarcasm.
Y/n:Correct.
Sirius:So you didn’t.
Y/n:Barely listening now.
Harry:*snickers*
Draco:Oh my god, Y/n, I just realized I had a bad childhood.
Y/n:Yeah, I know.
Draco:What do you mean, you know?
Y/n:Look at you.
Draco:What do you mean, look at me?
Y/n:Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.
Fred: I am the smartest, most skilled employee in this place.
Y/n:Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?
Fred:I paid for my chocolate frogs. I am going to get my chocolate frogs.
Y/n:I can’t believe you’re single on valentines day.
Harry:Well, you know what they say. Roses are red, violets are blue…
Y/n: Don’t-
Draco, Fred, and George: *standing on top of a table holding up bottles* VODKA IS CHEAPER THAN DINNER FOR TWO
Fred:Why are you smiling?
Y/n:Why can’t I just be happy?
George: Ron tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning
Tom: I have an Idea!
Y/n: No murder.
Tom: I no longer have an idea. *turns away*
Y/n: Oh my god. Okay so you are bleeding out and will need a transfusion. What is your blood type?
Draco: *on the bathroom floor* B…Positive.
Y/n: I’M TRYING BUT YOU ARE BLEEDING A LOT
Draco: YOU READ MY DIARY?!
Y/n: At first I didn’t even know it was your diary. I thought it was just a very depressing handwritten book.
Ron: Bloody hell where did he come from?
*Y/n and Draco sitting next to each other laughing*
Hermione: Malfoy Manor of course. Where else would he have come from Ronald?
Ron: No, I mean today, at this table, in the great hall, suddenly into our lives?
Y/n: I had some thought’s I wanted to share with you all.
Draco:
Ron:
Harry:
Y/n: Draco you slept with so many girls you are starting to look like one. Boom roasted.
Draco: What the fu-
Y/n: Ron? Where’s Ron? Oh, there you are. I couldn’t see you behind the mountain of food. Boom roasted.
Ron: …
Y/n: Harry, I can’t decide between an orphan joke or a Voldemort joke. Boom roasted.
Harry: *sighs*
Y/n: *walks into the Slytherin common room* Hello, Draco. Make anyone cry today?
Draco: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Y/n: I accidentally slept with Draco
Harry: You accidentally slept with Draco?
Y/n: Yes.
Harry: I don’t understand, did you trip over something?
Draco: I would walk through fire for you.
Y/n: awe draco-
Draco: Well, not fire because it’s dangerous. But a very humid day.
Draco:
Draco: But not too humid because my hair.