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‘What Is This?’ Part Two.

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Contents: Abortion, Angst, Abusive Acts, Swearing, Sadness and way too much use of the word 'you’.

After 11 years of living there, someone knocked on your door

It was Albus Dumbledore.

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You were in noticeable shock and gasped.

'Fucking Hell’ You thought.

“Indeed Ms L/N” Dumbledore smiled.

“Don’t do that” you stated coldly.

“Ms L/N, I have an inquiry and would like to be let in.” He gave 'that’ look with his sparkling eyes.

Oh, but you knew that look all too well. It was the same look he gave you when you played a prank on Barty Crouch Jr. and he wanted information out of you.

“No. Say it now” you were not budging this time.

No one ever spoke to the old Professor that way and it was clear to see. He looked slightly alarmed but gathered his usual composure quickly.

“I want you for the Defence Against the Dark Arts Position and Hogwarts.” He still gave you his warm attitude.

You took several moments.


You had all this success and Fame… Why should you leave a relationship? The relationship in which for a fact you knew he was sleeping with other women… But your career, where most of your job was done because you did such a good job at your job… The Dog… That you were thinking of getting.

'Why am I staying?’ You questioned.

“September First I’ll start I suppose. And I want a big office none of those shitty corner offices… And I want a higher pay than the rest of the” you stated your wants clearly to the professor.

“Done and Done… Professor L/N” He smiled.

“Thank you… Sir” you shook his hand and quickly shut the door. With your back leaning against the closed door… For the first time in eleven years, you began crying. You mourned for the eleven years you spent without your boys. The life you could have had.

After a good half, an hour of crying you composed yourself.

It was August 30th 1995. Albus was a little late with the offer you had to say. But… A little part of you was excited. Life was slowly getting better.

Your bag had been packed for years now. That should have been the first sign to leave. But you were scared like always. You wrote a quick note to your boyfriend saying your goodbye and telling him how to sort all your affairs.

You left the apartment you have had for a decade. A decade of wasted useless memories… If you could even call them that.

The Leaky Cauldron is where you decided to reside. It was where you spent a lot of your teenage years with your ex-boyfriends.

Tom the owner recognised you immediately not for your fame but from when you were younger. It was a nice refresher.

Unfortunately the Jet Lag really got to you and you ended up sleeping for 36 hours. You were late for the grand feast at Hogwarts.

The feast started at 7:00 pm it was now 7:15 pm.

“Shit. Shit. Shit” you began quickly getting dressed and putting on your make-up with very useful enchantments.

You quickly grabbed your two suitcases and ran down the rickety old stairs.

“Bye Ms L/N” Tom the Owner gave you his famous welcoming smile.

“Nice seeing you Tom” you waved goodbye and quickly hopped into the fireplace and floo* away.

You arrived just outside the great hall where Filch was with his scrawny little cat.

'That Thing is still alive" You thought.

“Hey Filch” you gave him you cheeky grin.

“No, Not you it’s bad enough with the others” He snapped.

“Others?” You mumbled to yourself.

“Anyways, would you kindly take my luggage up to my room” You gave him a darling smile “and if you even try to open it will bite”

He grumbled and snatched the two cases off you.

You began making your way to the entranceway to the great hall when you heard a distant 'ouch’ from Filch. You chuckled to yourself knowing you still got it.

The doors were closed meaning you were going to have to make a dramatic entrance and not a quiet one like you hoped. You quickly took out your wand and swung the doors open with power.

The students and staff were greeted with an enormity of wind from the doors and you.

You made your way in boots clicking on the floor.

The hall was silent all eyes were on you.

Then there was a “HOLY FUCK THAT’S Y/N L/N THE AUROR” and the hall erupted into chatter.

Then you saw them. Remus, James and Sirius. Looking at you with mixed emotions of Shook, Anger and Sadness.

You greeted Dumbledore and he showed you your seat right beside Hagrid and… Remus.

Fuck

You promptly sat down not even acknowledging the werewolf beside you who was staring at you with all his might.

The chattering was still going on to which Dumbledore shouted 'SILENCE’.

Boom. The hall was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

“Now, Professor L/N is going to be the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher so I think we should give her a proper welcome”

The whole hall erupted into applause but you didn’t stand up. You were used to standing ovations this was nothing you were not really bothered.

The clapping quietened down and everyone went back to their meals.

Hagrid made light conversation with you and offered you food around five times but you could!’t eat you felt sick with them around.

They all took turns glaring daggers at you.

You just remained staring at your lap the whole time.

“Erm Y/N-” Remus’ soft voice started.

You quickly got up from your chair,

“I think I am going to retire for the night, Goodnight Professor Hagrid” he nodded to you with a concerned smile and you quickly got up and left the room.

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It was the next day and you started your first lesson with First Years. They were all scared and new so it was easy to get things done and it was a quiet class. Next was a set of Fifth Years in which you threatened maybe too harshly so they were quiet for the rest of the lesson.

Now it was third years.

They were all filing in and about to sit down.

“Don’t sit down” you said flatly.

“Assort yourself Alphabetically statting with A’s at the front”. It took about three minutes for everyone to get into their seats which took a bit of shouting from you to get them to move faster.

You then went through the role.

“Pansy Parkinson”. “ Here, Professor”

“Parvarti Patil” “Here”

“Harry…”

'What the actual Fuck… THEY PROCREATED’ Your mind was racing.

There it read 'Potter-Lupin-Black’. This was going to be shit.

“Harry Potter-Lupin-Black” you repeated stiffly.

“H-here Professor” “Don’t Stutter. It lets your opponents know you’re scared” you gave him 'the look’.

He gulped and looked down.

You got on with the role and class began.

“So, what defensive spells do you know?” You asked.

No one put their hand up.

“Did you learn anything in the past 2 years?” You snapped in and the students all jumped.

A girl with curly brown hair put her hand up.

“Yes?” You questioned.

“Eh s-stu-”

“Don’t stutter” you cut her off.

She quickly composed herself not looking you in the eye.

“Stupify,” she said more confidently.

“Name?”

“Hermione Granger,” she said quickly still refusing to look you in the eye.

“Next?” You questioned.

Then the one you knew to be Harry put up his hand. There was no questioning that he was James’ son, He looked almost identical… Except for the eyes. You have seen them somewhere but you couldn’t put your finger on it.

“Go”

“The disarming spell,” he said proudly.

“And it’s name?” You questioned.

“Expelliarmus”

“Okay, any others?” You quickly moved off from him.

No one out their hand up.

“Are you serious? Does anyone know anything? Merlin’s saggy balls. Who was your teacher?” You wondered how they knew absolutely nothing.

“Eh… Professor Lockhart” a girl told you.

“That dumbass? No wonder?” You rolled your eyes.

“I think expelliarmus works quite well” Harry said.

“What?” You asked him

“It does is a really good spell… Do we need much more?” The boy questioned pathetically.

“Oh I’m sorry”

“What?” He asked looking confused.

“I’m sorry. Why don’t you get up here and teach the class? You seem to know quite a lot about disarming spells Mr Potter-Lupin-Black. I didn’t mean to impose on your magical ability.” You were harsh but it was necessary.

“I eh- erm”

“What did I say about stuttering?” You snapped “It seems the great Harry Potter-Lupin-Black thinks one can get through life by simply snatching someone’s wand! Believe me Harry there are much worse ways someone can threaten you without a wand. Ways your mindless brain couldn’t even comprehend. Do you think I got where I am today by simply disarming someone Potter?” You were now leaning over the poor boy giving him daggers.

“No… And it’s Potter-Lupin-Black” he looked down shamefully.

“It’s Potter in this class. And don’t you dare correct me again.” The class was in terror and the boy was shaking.

“Give me your wand Potter” you held your hand out to take it from him.

’“But prof-” he started to whine.

“Looks like your precious disarming spell might come in handy Potter. Give me the fucking wand” He quickly put the wand in your hand and you placed it on your desk

“You shall not get this back until you write a list of every defensive spell you can find in your textbook and library and write them all down with what their purpose is and the motion used. All of you will do it and it should be on my desk, next class” The class collectively groaned.

“Class is dismissed for the day” you waved them off.

“But professor the bell has not rung yet” the Granger girl said.

“I am the professor and what I say goes. Now, leave all of you!” You sort of shouted the kast bit and they all scattered out the class room.

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It was dinner time but you decided to skip out and start writing. You were writing a book on all your best wizarding battles in America.

You were sitting at your desk with the dim candlelight shining on your face accentuating your featured and Suddenly your door burst open with the three men you knew more than yourself came in.

You didn’t look up and kept writing.

“Threatening Our Son now L N” James snarled.

“Would have been nice of you to knock” you smirked to yourself still not giving them your full attention.

“Oh cut the crap L/N, You’re not impressing anyone” Sirius’s infamous voice rang in your ears.

“Wasn’t trying to, I think I am enough for all my adoring fans” you finally looked up at them and gave them a cheeky grin.

They hadn’t changed much in eleven years.

The three men stood there looking very tall and assertive.

Most of Remus’ scars had faded there were just one or two new ones. You knew every single scar on his body since you used to kiss each one after a full moon. He had some dark eyebags which wasn’t surprising since the full moon was only 2 days away.

Sirius had grown a beard which made him look older, mature and sexier. His eyes were still the same mysterious grey colour that at times you couldn’t stop looking at them. They consumed you.

James was still buff from quidditch. His hair was no longer as messy and as unruly as you remembered. He still had a mischievous glint in his eyes and smile lines embedded in his face from his famous 'Potter Smirk’ as Marlene McKinnon used to refer to it.

“See you’re still sitting on your fat ego” James smirked.

“Oh don’t worry Potter, couldn’t nearly compare to yours. Looks like you still have two bitches kissing your ass every night” you smiled which seemed to infuriate the three men more.

“Give me Harry’s wand” Remus spoke up in an angered tone.

“Oh no the big bad wolf is mad. Oh Please Remus don’t blow my house down after all I’m just an innocent little girl” you teased.

Sirius looked like he was about to pounce.

“Easy there mutt don’t want to go barking up the wrong tree, do we?” You were having the time of your life.

“We are all adults we can remain civil” James tried to calm the room.

“Not to worry Jamsie I won’t do nothing… Just having a little fun”

“Seemed to be having a lot of fun being a bitter bitch to my son? Jealous L/N” Sirius questioned.

“Your son can’t even rub two brain cells together to come up with a better spell than expelliarmus” you snorted.

“Typical L/N ignoring the question. I asked if you were jealous? Huh L/N. Oh I get it she’s scared again” You quickly pulled your wand out and pointed it right at him.

James and Remus quickly pulled out their’s.

“Say it fucking again Black. I dare you. I could do things that not even Grindlewald could fathom” you seethed.

“Look at you again. Putting up all these walls cause your scared. You act all tough with your top Auror position but deep down you are a scared little Bitch” He smirked.

“And you don’t fo the same thing Black? Hows Mummy?” You snarled.

“Okay, what crawled up your bitter arse and died?” He shouted.

“YOUR FUCKING CHILD” you screamed back and immediately realised what you said and clamped your hand over your mouth and gasped.

You couldn’t believe what you just said.

The room went deadly silent.

It was terrifying.

Then there was a burst of laughter from Remus.

Followed by the two other men.

You started laughing as well.

For the first time in years, you had a proper laugh.

The laughing went on for a good minute until it died down to a few chuckles. You were all wiping the tears from your eyes.

“Fucking hell” James sighed still laughing a little.

The room was in comfortable silence for a few moments.

“You are right” you admitted.

“What?” They all questioned at the same time.

“I am scared. I’ve been scared for the last thirteen years. I was scared for a child… Then I left and was scared to leave my stupid boyfriend and I am scared to face you.” You hated to admit it but ur was true.

“I’m sorry. Truly I am I don’t regret what I did though. I don’t want children. Never have and never will. I do regret leaving you though. But then at the same time, I don’t because I think you could have fought harder to find me. But you didn’t” you had tears in your eyes threatening to spill.

“It was better that you left anyways” Sirius said.

You knew what he was going to say the one thing you didn’t want to them to say but it was gojng to happen.

We were cheating on you” There it was.

Deep down you knew it all along.

“How is Lily doing?” You asked. It was Lily it had always been Lily. They loved her first and she would always be first. The girl with emerald green eyes and flaming red hair. They told you not to worry about her but you knew and you were right. No matter who you were you would always be the second choice. Because why choose Y/N L/N when they can have Lily Evans.

“How di-”

“Wha-”

“This was a mistake” you stood up from your desk and walked to your room. You grabbed your suitcases not been unpacked yet. And grabbed your book from the desk.

“Tell Dumbledore I am sorry but something else came up” you stated flatley.

“Y/N-” Remus started but you cut him off.

“I refuse to be second choice again not with you or this job. He wanted you first and you refused… For the first time in my life, I’m not going to be second… Goodbye, My Loves, I’m sorry” With that you stepped into the fireplace and vanished in the flames.

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Harry came into the Potter-Lupin-Black household holding a book in his hand.

“Hey Look what I found in the Muggle Book shop” Harry came in and showed his three fathers.

It was a light lilac book, average size with gold accents.

On the cover, it read 'to my first choice, from your second - Y/N L/N’

I’M BACK LOVES!!!

sorry I went M.I.A. I am studying A lot because I have a Big Exam in June so yk. Also, I’m a lazy Bitch. Anyways you can now stop your enquiring about when will Part Two be out. It’s here now also on April Fool’s Day it’s not a joke though I promise. Also Happy Birthday to the Weasley Twins who are both very alive and well. Sorry for the like Year-long wait.


See you guys later xx

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Harry sometimes thinks that his life after the war is a dream.

But every time he opens his eyes, he’s surrounded by sunshine and Hermione’s embrace. “This is real, Harry. I’m not going anywhere,” she whispers: “Thank you for coming back to me.”

“Thank you,” he looks down at her fondly, “for giving me a home to come back to.”

For the @hms-harmony-discord​ secret santa event.

my good girl, draco x reader

pairing: draco malfoy x reader
word count: 1,1k
summary: when draco catches harry potter flirting with you, he doesn’t take it too well.
a/n: this is kind of a full version of this headcanon , it’s definitely not the best and i could’ve done a way better job but i kinda just wrote this so i could get rid of my writers block and i feel like i have other imagines waiting for me that i should prioritize right now . i hope u guys enjoy this small angsty, kind of smutty (?? not really) imagine tho !! <3
warnings: kind of smutty, might be some writing errors

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There was no one Draco Malfoy despised more than Harry Potter himself, and he wasn’t exactly keeping it a secret. Draco had been at Harry’s neck ever since the first day he saw the boy, there was something about him Draco just couldn’t stand. Everyone knew that it was purely because Harry had everything Draco had ever wanted, but Draco would never admit that. So instead his hate for Potter just grew more and more for each day that passed.

And there was no one Draco loved more than you, his girlfriend. Or he didn’t know if you actually were his girlfriend yet, but he surely knew he loved you and had for a long time. You started seeing Draco at the start of the sixth year, even though you had known him since your first year at Hogwarts. He never thought much of you, he never really said anything to you or even paid much attention to you. Until he got paired up with you in one of your classes, leading to him falling head over heels for you; wanting to be with you every second of the day. Draco wasn’t sure if you two were a couple yet, as you two did all the things couples would do; sleep together at night, cuddle and most importantly, have sex.

The blond boy walked into the great hall, ready to eat breakfast as his eyes searched the room for you. He spotted you sitting at your usual spot, waiting for him, just like you had done every morning. A small smile spread across Draco’s lips as he saw you talking to someone, being too busy with staring at your lips moving as you spoke to even look who you were talking to. But as he got closer, he quickly realized who it was. ‘’Potter,’’ The words left his lips, the small smile disappearing completely as he furrowed his eyebrows.

This was the last thing Draco wanted to see. He had never seen Harry speak to you before, so why was he talking to you all of a sudden? ‘’So you’re in the same charms class as me, right?’’ Harry asked with a smile on his lips as you nodded. ‘’Right!’’ You answered, smiling back at him. Harry had approached you just a couple of minutes earlier, asking if he could sit down for a minute. You had no problem with him whatsoever, so of course, you let him sit down next to you. ‘’I thought I’d seen you before,’’ He continued. ‘’It’s kind of hard to miss you, if you know what I mean.’’ His ears turned red as he spoke, clearly embarrassed. You had heard the rumors going around school, that Harry Potter wasn’t the best with girls; and at this point, you couldn’t help but laugh. ‘’I’m just going to assume that’s a compliment,’’ You laughed as the brown-haired boy next to you rubbed his neck. ‘’Oh, yeah, it was! It really was,’’ He stuttered, still embarrassed. ‘’I didn’t come over here to make a fool of myself though,’’ He chuckled, avoiding eye contact.

‘’Don’t be silly! Thank you for complimenting me.’’ You gave him a warm smile, letting him know it was okay. A small smile spread on Harry’s lips as he looked up at you, opening his mouth to speak. But before a word could leave his mouth, his smile dropped. You furrowed your eyebrows as his gaze turned to something behind you, his eyes big. ‘’Well,’’ A familiar voice said behind you, causing you to turn around to identify who the voice was coming from. ‘’I see you’ve taken a liking to my girl, Potter?’’ Draco spat, placing one of his large hands on your shoulder. ‘’Draco,’’ You let out, the words my girl surprising you. You could tell the words had surprised Harry just as much, as he couldn’t form another sentence. Harry would usually be rather quick when it came to talking back to Draco, but this time he was left completely quiet. ‘’Can I have a word with you, Y/N?’’ Draco asked, still looking at Harry who was still sitting next to you. You quickly nodded as you stood him, immediately being pulled away by the blond boy.

As you reached the empty Slytherin common room, all the other students eating breakfast which left you two alone, Draco pulled you in by the waist. ‘’So,’’ He muttered, breathing down your neck. ‘’Do I really have to show you who you belong to?’’ He whispered, pressing a kiss onto your neck, making your whole body shiver. ‘’You called my your girl,’’ You whimpered as he softly pressed another kiss onto your sensitive skin. Draco let out a small hum as he continued to press small kisses down your neck. ‘’Are you jealous?’’ You let out, causing Draco to freeze. You stood there, completely frozen as you were scared of what his next move would be. Instead, he just continued kissing down your neck, now slightly sucking on the sensitive skin. ‘’I just think Potter needs to learn how to stay in his place.’’ He mumbled against your skin, causing you to let out a small moan as you wrapped your arms around his neck; pulling you closer to him. He kissed up your jawline, his lips eventually meeting yours.

The kiss was rough. Your lips moved together perfectly as he just pulled you closer to him, his hands finding their way under your shirt as he grabbed onto your cold skin. Your hands found their way towards his blond hair, tugging at it; causing Draco to let out a small grunt as he kissed you even harder. At this point, you could feel his hard-on rub against the material of your clothes, making you wetter and wetter.

He grabbed your throat as he pulled away, making you groan as you never wanted him to pull away. ‘’How about,’’ He mumbled, looking down your body; admiring your figure. ‘’You show me who you belong to?’’ He said, looking back up at you. His eyes were filled with lust, making you weak at your knees as you wanted nothing more than for him to touch you. ‘’How do I do that?’’ You asked, causing a chuckle to leave Draco’s lips. ‘’Get down on those pretty knees for me love.’’ The very same moment the words left his lips, you dropped to your knees. You looked up at him, a smirk forming on his face as he stroked your hair. ‘’You’re such a good girl, my good girl.’’

When Harry meet Teddy, a little rough comic.

And yes the stuffed animal is a wolf because I thought it will be funny.

First time drawing a baby, a really stressful moment.

Flowers are awesome, uncle Harry too. So, of course, Teddy gives him flowers.

Thank you Andromeda for your beautiful garden.

Teddy has a favorite uncle beyond anyone else, and Harry has a favorite nephew beyond anyone else.

Also when Teddy was little everytime he heard or saw Harry his eyes would turn the same green as Harry’s eyes.

Cute sweet baby

Ok, so Tonks. My friend and I were talking, and…

JK Rowling is too much of a Terf to just say genderfluid Tonks.

the marauders search history.

peter:

  • 10 cool things rats can do
  • how to be the coolest friend
  • my friend got disowned what do i do
  • magic chess board blue
  • am i a squib

remus:

  • am i gay
  • how gay am i
  • how to call someone when you’re at hogwarts
  • david bowie
  • how to fix broken walls
  • the sirius star
  • sirius black images

james:

  • does she hate or love me
  • prank ideas
  • chrismas gifts
  • how to deal with homophobes
  • do i have a crush on my best friends brother
  • shipmaker

sirius:

  • am i gay
  • daddy issues by the neighborhood
  • david bowie
  • how to sneak a record player into my house
  • i like my best friend what do i do
  • how to kiss a boy
  • how hot/cool am i

i have a headcanon that james potter would be a huge swiftie… i feel like he’s the type of guy to appreciate well thought out lyrics and loves to hear stories because his parents read to him a lot as a kid (and all of taylor’s songs have a story behind it.)

he would keep it a secret during his first five years because his friends are all rock and roll and punk or whatever but then sirius catches him listening to some great taylor love song and sirius asks what song it was because he wants to dedicate it to remus and james just lights up because his best friend likes taylor now too.

remus and sirius would definitely be on his case about it at first but then they’ll end up giving it a try for james because well… james is the best person they know, it’s the least they could do. eventually, remus and sirius grow fond of taylor and most nights you’ll find remus blushing and telling sirius to “be quiet, pads” while sirius sings the most over the top rendition of you belong with me to remus in the middle of the common room.

lily would find out about james’ love for taylor swift after peter lets it slip one day and she’d spend the entire duration of their prefect rounds teasing him about it. but james wouldn’t mind because hey, at least she’s talking to me.

before they go their separate ways for the night, james laughs and says, “i know you think it’s silly but if you ever wanted to listen to one of her songs, and i mean really listen, listen to enchanted. i think of you whenever it plays.”

james walks away with a smile and lily’s curiosity gets the best of her and she listens to enchanted for the first time that night. then she listens to it again. and again. and again. and again. until the sun is up and she realizes she’s spent the entire night thinking about james potter and his love for taylor swift and now she thinks she’s falling in love with him too.

James:

always leaves his Quidditch gear lying around

MANY Quidditch Posters are hanging on his wall

has got a picture of his family on his nightstand (”But Mum it’s embarrassing to have a photo of you kissing me..”, though nobody can withstand Euphemia Potter’s hurt puppy look)

Filibusters and other prank articles hidden under his cloak (the cleanest spot in his part of the dorm at least that’s what it looks like)

Sirius:

Leaves lots of magazines lying around, because he’s got the attention span of a goldfish and always gets distracted, but he “will look at it later on”

Same with clothes, they’re literally everywhere, because he throws out all of his clothes and then just chooses the same torn dark jeans and his leather jacket anyway

Has always got parchment and a quill on his nightstand in case he gets another incredible idea at night, so he can write it down immediately

in first year bottles and cans made it impossible to walk through his part of the dorm (being used to a house elve did spoil him), however the others put a halt to this

Remus:

on the first glance his part is spotless, though he has twice as many pillows as the others

But he leaves lots of books in his bed, his nightstand and over time they can be found in the strangest places, since he sometimes just gets so into a story that he carries the book around everywhere

also there are lots of candy wrappers and always an emergency chocolate bar in his nightstand (mostly chocolate of course) and beneath it a calendar with a full moon chart

in the corner he’s got a Muggle coffee machine (in fifth year Sirius gave it to him as a present, because they learned not to talk to Moony before he’s had his morning coffee)

Peter:

Is actually the tidiest out of them all

Yet he secretly hoards stuff under his bed (this includes food too)

Always receives many letters from his mother who seems to be the only one convinced that her Pete is the greatest wizard of all and hides them in his nightstand and sometimes under his pillow

Always gets various sweets from his mother, that he gladly put in a box in the middle of their dorm, where everyone can take some

Bonus:

since fourth year the ceiling is charmed to display a huge picture of the four of them together (in sixth year they manage to charm it like a slide show, so there’s a different picture of an adventure -mostly pranks- of them every day)

“Nice one, partner”, the pink haired woman patted the tired looking man on the back after he had successully stunned Romulus Adrian. A member of Greyback’s pack who had snuck off to do damage on his own for his pack leader. After a week long search for him the two Aurors had to undergo, they found him in a shabby shack near Knockturn Alley. There the female had been put in a headlock by the offender only to have her partner save her. Remus Lupin smirked slightly: “Oh as if you couldn’t have gotten out of this by yourself, Nymphadora.”

He put an unusual emphasis on her name, as his smirk grew. “Well, Mister Werewolf McWerewolf I couldn’t keep you from displaying your Gryffindor chivalry now, could I? And besides, I thought it to be a nice nod to ancient history to let Romulus and Remus fight each other!”, she winked at him, bending down to pick the now useless wand of Romulus Adrian up, before throwing it to the unsuspecting Remus. “Ms. Tonks, I’d suspect you haven’t been listening to our beloved Professor Binns enough in retrospect on how this fight ends, or what do you think of the amazing city called Reme?”, he playfully scolded his partner, after he had struggled to catch the wand. Though it seemed that a shadow had appeared over his features. This hadn’t gone unnoticed by the woman, who observed him closely. Her suspicions confirmed. “Why Professor Lupin, now that would have been a fitting name. But just so you know you don’t have to look like a lost puppy, whenever I bring up your name, only because you tend to be one every month! Those teary puppy eyes have always been my weakness.” At this the man’s eyes widened. Hastily, he kneeled besides the stunned body in order to secure anything suspicious. His heart seemed to speed twice as fast as usual and he couldn’t help feeling nauseous. For a while his partner observed this. Then she crouched next to him. Without noticing it her hair had adopted a mouse brown colour and her eyes had changed into honey-coloured ones, similiar to the ones she was now staring into. “Lupin. Remus. Calm down, please.”, she softly stroked his cheeks that were flushed from his obvious agitation. “We’ve been working together for a week now. I’d think you would know me a bit better than to assume I’d go running away from you, as if you were some kind of monster.” As the man only bashfully looked down at this particular word, she tried to lighten his mood: “Now come on your name is literally Werewolf McWerewolf! Seriously, and trust me I know all about bad naming!” At this he looked up. Indeed, everybody that came in contact with this bubbly young woman was aware of how much she despised her name. Still, one question burned on the tip of his tongue. “But how did you know?”, he blurted out anxiously. Nymphadora Tonks, who had been rummaging about in her little bag in the awkward little silence, looked up at this with an expression that screamed ‘seriously?’, before she produced a small chocolate bar out of her bag, only to present it to her partner: “Here. Eat up. It always helps me calm down. But you need it more right now.” She paused until Remus took the bar gratefully, after uttering a thank you to her, his expression still showing his anxiousness. “Now as for the fact that you turn once a month. You know it had been in the Daily Prophet because of that tosser Snape. And I can read, you know? But this doesn’t change anything. I also knew who I was going to be with, when I signed up for this mission with you. And Remus, I am glad that it was you I chose.” Throughout her whole speech Remus had nibbled on his chocolate bar with averted eyes. Only now, that he met her gaze again, Tonks noticed how they glimmered wet with tears. “I am glad, too.” He smiled despite his tears, which led Tonks to believe that maybe they weren’t because of sadness anymore. “I hope you’ll still be my partner for the next missions.” And almost as an afterthought he looked at her intensely, almost studying her whole face in this moment of silence. “ And Tonks, … thank you”

Remus Lupin frequently dreaming about a face with the prominent Black features hovering over a seashell, but they keep constantly changing, and he can’t look Sirius in the eyes for a month straight, after he asked Peter for the meaning (Because which other Black would even be seen with him in the future?)

Him being really anxious and scared when they announce their idea to accompany him on the full moon as animagi, but also being really touched and thinking back to what he once saw in a certain Crystal Ball, overwhelmed by his luck.

Remus letting slip that he believes in Divination after Sirius made fun of their professor and admitting that he once saw significant signs for what was coming, which leads to Sirius and James constantly asking him about it and Remus blushing an awful lot.

Sirius Black making up a list with crazy improbable things from which he randomly mixes together what will happen. (This includes people// incident// place// and occasionally other participants)

Him, the undoubted Dramaqueen, telling his professor the results of choosing on the random list: “My head started to harbour this immense pain, when I actually saw this. It was too painful, but I had to share this message with you: You were there, Professor and everything was painted in dark colours that seemed to draw you in. All the dark colours seemed to explode and you were right in the middle screaming agonizingly. Oh and there were tentacles, so it might have been the Giant Squid, too.”

His professor falling in the Black Lake facing the Giant Squid that emitted dark ink everywhere making them believe Sirius instantly forever: “20 points to Gryffindor for this amazing talent of Mr. Black. He knew it. He is the one with the true inner eye. Mr. Black, I am sincerely looking forward to your future accomplishments in the field of Divination!”

Sirius being smug about it and making up lists with even more ridiculous content, but his professor believing him all the time. (This was one of the reasons why Dumbledore, who observed this was on the brink of abolishing Divination class, before Prof. Trewlaney came along)

James Potter being called out for his made up stories, which makes him complain a lot as Sirius could tell the Professor that Dumbledore would be talking to a small boy about socks in front of a mirror and they would celebrate his talent.

Yet, he believes that that flower he managed to recognize in his tea leaves holds special meaning, so he draws strength from the memory when he is getting rejected by the beautiful and fierce Lily Evans for the  50th time and once again orders a nice chocolate arrangement from Honeydukes (according to Sirius birds love chocolate, but when he glanced at Remus as he said that, the boy refused to help them with the planning of any pranks for a week)

Peter Pettigrew being almost on top of this class, second only to Sirius who gets special treatment due to his “enormous natural talent” and taking pride in that fact.

Him seeing glimpses of his future in his dreams regularly, but as a devoted believer in destiny not attempting to change or rush it. Mostly, there is laughter or explosions from pranks they played, but he the Whomping Willow also often reoccurred as well as ginger hair that he can’t exactly pin down (It can’t be Lily, can it?)

Peter finding out about a lot of secret passages by seeing their entrances in a Crystal Ball and searching for them afterwards, so he can surprise his friends with them, which makes them plan to draw them on a certain map.

Peter and Remus growing close thanks to their mutual tutoring, which further develops after Remus trusted him out of all people with his confusing dreams and also stands up for him whenever James and Sirius try to tease the smaller boy.

James Potter is the kind of person that would make even more shitty dad jokes to tell his friends Lily’s pregnant.

Bellatrix & Love Potion?

Okay. I know this is going to sound crazy, but hear me out.

We all know that Amortentia does not bring actual Love, just a strong obsession.

We also know that Bellatrix’s love for Voldemort is very much like a strong obsession.

So, my theory is, that when Voldemort started to try and gain followers, he was very desperate, and gave Bellatrix a big dose of Love Potion, which caused her to have a strong obsession with him.

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws rotate between two modes when it comes to reading:

1. Reading at least three books at once. Going through an entire series in less than a month.

Or

2. Going 6 months without reading anything. Notherless they are still buying new books

Penelope !!

I have read too many fan fictions about Percy and now I have headcanons for Penny ;-||

Headcanons ✨

- she and Percy had a very sweet relationship and they broke up because they both realised they’re better off as friends

- in their relationship she was the one to initiate things because Percy doesn’t know how to talk with people™️

- Penelope is bisexual

- she helped Percy figure out his sexuality

- she’s cold resistant to a scary extent. She can run around in snow in pyjamas and not get sick

- She was the Greek mythology child

- also she highly dislikes kids but they love her

- vanilla ice cream person

- she wasn’t blessed with height ;-((

- she has an ironical/joke crush on McGonagall (like,,yk,, when you joke about a proffessor being your husband etc but only around your friends and it’s not harming the teacher in any way lol)

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