#hufflepuff quotes
True crime
Gryffindor: I got arrested for being too cool
Slytherin: all charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence
Hufflepuff: “What are you doing?”
Gryffindor: “Trying to teach myself how to do a backflip.”
Hufflepuff: “By throwing yourself off the back of the couch?”
Gryffindor: “Yeah, I figured if I think about flipping hard enough, my body should just do it.”
Hufflepuff: “And you approved of this?”
Ravenclaw watching with a bag of popcorn: “It’s an experiment.”
Dear Hufflepuff,
Hey honey, it’s ok. Take a deep breath. I know you’re doing your best. I know things are stressful and you’re worried about the future. It’s scary sometimes I get that, but trust me everything will work out. Just remember, you deserve the same happiness you work so hard to give other people.
Sincerely, someone who wants the best for you
Gryffindor: “Tom and Jerry”love- When I first met you I didn’t like you but somehow we grew from that. We play fight a lot and tease each other constantly, but I know we care for each other. We’ve become a solid friendship for troublemaking. When I realized I liked you, it hit me like a truck, and I knew I was screwed. It didn’t end well, I never told you because I didn’t think you’d feel the same way. Now I see you with her and I regret it.
Hufflepuff: “Cherry blossom”love- Loving you was easy. You are the most caring person I know. Whenever you asked me how I was doing, cherry blossoms bloomed in my heart. I honestly have never felt more loved by anyone and I will forever appreciate you for that. You are still such an important person in my life but I guess we were always more familial than romantic. I’m still so happy you love in any way at all.
Ravenclaw: “Nostalgic” love- I’ve known you forever it seems. You calm my nervous fidgeting and make me feel safe. I remember rainy Tuesdays when you would play me new songs or even better, we’d sing them together. You smell like home to me and your arms feel even more like it. I’m constantly in that sleepy, euphoria, at-peace state when you explain how much I mean to you. I don’t ever want to ruin what we have now, so I’ll never tell you how much more you truly mean to me.
Slytherin: “Starry Eyed” love- I see galaxies in your eyes but I know you’d never take time to stare into mine. You were my most painful unrequited love. We never stood on solid ground together in whatever relation we had. You always kept me guessing, but I loved you with my whole chest I always knew you’d go on to change the world and leave me behind. Loving you was an inevitable occurrence, just like how I always look at the stars when I’m outside at night. I just wish you were always around like the stars are.
Hogwarts Houses as Van Gogh Quotes
Hufflepuff: “How wonderful the color yellow is. It stands for the sun.”
Ravenclaw: “I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.”
Gryffindor: “What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?”
Slytherin: “I put my heart and soul into my work, and I have lost my mind in the process.”
Hufflepuff: “I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have”
Ravenclaw: “It’s Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.”
Gryffindor: “I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.”
Slytherin: “Let me think, let me think. Oh, I don’t care.”
Hufflepuff: *eating whole bag of favorite unhealthy snack*
Slytherin: “Didn’t you ask Ravenclaw to help you eat healthier?”
Hufflepuff: “Bite me.”
Hufflepuff: “It’s a bird!”
Ravenclaw: “It’s a plane.”
Gryffindor: “Fuuuc- How do I stop this?!!?” *going haywire on a broomstick*
Slytherin: “It’s an idiot.”
Ravenclaw: “You’re weird.”
Hufflepuff: “Oh… sorry.”
Ravenclaw: “Wait no, that was a compliment!”
