#minors don’t interact

Imagine being the most fun Adam has had withlubricant.

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Imagine trying to have a moment with the Predator. 

He took off his mask, revealing another- No, revealing an inhumanly alluring face. The speckled complexion, the strong mandibles, the golden eyes in obsidian sockets. All of it was gorgeous to you. 

“You’re beautif-” 

“You are one ugly motherfucker,” remarked Dutch, staring straight ahead.  

Imagine doing the projector operator in his booth while Daughter of Horror’s playing. The Blob apparently liked your performance was satisfying, because he leaves you two alone before continuing its rampage. 

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ImagineWilliam carefully deciding which head to wear for your first date because he wants to make a good impression. 

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