#minoru mineta
Good morning/afternoon/evening my lovelies!
This post is inspired by literally my fucking life lmao. I wrote this while I was going through a breakup and it was a big comfort so I thought some of you guys could use it too <3
Bakusquad
- Denki literally refuses to let you stay alone in your room for longer than 5 minutes cos he doesn’t wanna give you time to cry over someone not worth the tears (period. you’re better than that). He forces you to sit in the common room with him and plays all your favourite movies to keep you there.
- Kirishima has had whole ass study sessions with the girls, preparing for this moment. He kicks open your door and in complete seriousness says “Makeover time.” You spend the rest of the night wearing face masks, painting each others nails and wearing oversized shirts.
- Mina sets up a whole damn powerpoint presentation as to how better off you are without them. There are pictures, graphs, the whole kit and caboodle. For dramatic flare, she wears a suit and sunglasses the whole time.
- Sero finally unleashes the roasts about you ex that he had been keeping in for the duration of your relationship. Like he whips out a notebook and everything. Oddly enough it makes you feel better and his entire objective is to make you laugh or smile at least once. He also threatens to tie them up with tape and hang them upside down from the ceiling.
- Bakugou at first doesn’t know what to do, and then he gets an idea that’s actually pretty good. He takes you to one of the training grounds where he hands you his extremely loaded gauntlets and lets you blow shit up to get your emotions out.
Dekusquad
- Todoroki also doesn’t quite know what to do. He actually ends up bringing you all of HIS favourite foods because he doesn’t really know what you like. However, you find it very sweet and share it with him. He also tells you in complete honesty what he thought of your ex and tells you that you deserved better.
- Ochako lets you have just a full blown therapy session. She brings blankets, ice cream, tissues, all of it. She simply sits and listens to your frustrations and pain that you had been bottling up for so long. She doesn’t speak unless she is needed to and by the end, you truly feel a weight lift off your shoulders.
- Iida knows exactly what he has to do. One day, just a random day, he walks out to you while you’re in the common room. People all around yet he pays no mind as he DANCES FOR YOU because Mina taught him one and he thought it would make you happy.
- Midoriya shows you his notebook. He walks into your room, clutching it very intensely and shows you the pages he wrote about you. He specifically points out all of your strengths and reminds you that your pain is temporary. Essentially, he reminds you that you’re a badass.
- Tsuyu shows you cool rocks she found in a pond! You’re not exactly sure why she does but either way it calms you down. She even lets you keep the one that you think is the prettiest. Every now and then you see the rock on your window sill and it makes you smile.
Others
- Mineta simply ceases to exist babe. Why? Because I said so. I’m just built different ig. Also all the boys keep him faaaaaar away. Sero tapes him to the ceiling in a lil cocoon.
- Aoyama gives you a whole glam-sesh. New clothes, new shoes, new everything. By the end, you sparkle from head to toe but he successfully gets your mind off of what was hurting you.
- Hagakure follows the same sort of path and takes you shopping! Just for a few hours you go out and walk around. She wants to do it so you can get some fresh air as well as some new things to make you feel better.
- Momo makes you this really really nice tea that she only every really takes for herself. She is also surprisingly really good at giving you advice and reassuring you that this is definitely for the best and you are way better off.
- Tokoyami invites you into his room and lets you play with Dark Shadow and also shows you some of the music he likes! He isn’t so great with comforting words so he figured he would show you ways in which he cares.
- Sato literally just continuously bakes for you. Cookies, cupcakes, cakes, the whole shebang! Because who can be sad while eating sweets? He also tries to make your favourite dessert.
- Koda takes you outside and gets you to sit down against a tree. Once he sits beside you, the little creatures in the nature come out and hang out with the two of you. A bird even sits on your shoulder!
- Shoji gives you piggybacks all day. It sounds odd but he’s really strong and carries you around to make you smile. He also is a big help in keeping Mineta the hell away from you.
- Ojiro, precious boy, has a training session with you to let out your frustrations. He also urges you to talk about what’s bothering you all the while you’re trying to punch him. You end up beating him to which he then reminds you that you’re strong and they can’t take that away.
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Anyways who needs real men when you have 2D men hearteyeshearteyes. Btw I’m all good for anyone wondering, I got over it when I dyed my hair lmao
SPOILERS!
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Clean Baby!
Todoroki: *singing on top of his lungs
Jiro: *somebody bump into her
Mineta: STOP COVERING HER BOOBS!!!!
Iida: DON’T PUT YOUR FEET ON THE TABLE! AND STOP SHOUTING!
Momo: I will give my all to create it!!!
Uraraka: SAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEE!!!!!
Katsuki: AAAAHHHH!!! DEKU’S HAIR IS SOOO FUCKING FLUFFY!!!!!
Izuku: KACCHAN IS TOUCHING MEEE!!!!!
My Hero Academia, (2016-)
~ requested by @urarakaplusultra~
Grape Juice Gang Gang
im running out of imagination haha whatever today i offer you pale yellow bnha icons dont get angry at me pls