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New Years Eve Writing Prompts

1. “You don’t watch the ball drop!? We’re breaking up. No, no, don’t try to talk me out of this.”

2. “You aren’t allowed to drink anymore! You do irresponsible things when you’re drunk!”

3. “Who’s going to take one for the team and give me a New Years kiss?”

4. “We just had to go to Times Square, didn’t we? I haven’t peed in 7 hours, and I’m freezing my ass off!”

5. “WHO LEFT THE MISTLETOE UP? NO, I AM NOT KISSING HIM!”

6. “I refuse to be the designated driver this year.”

7. “Don’t you dare kiss me-DON’T YOU DARE KISS ME-DON’T YOU- MPHH!”

8. “Shit. I fell asleep before midnight again.”

9. “I’m not holding your head out of the toilet bowl next year. I’m going to let you drown next time you get drunk.”

10. “Tell me you didn’t travel halfway around the world just to scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!” then leave.“

11. “Who the fuck threw a toaster in the hot tub!”

12. “Oh my god. Did you just dump all of the wine into the swimming pool?”

13. “Did I just see you making out with your ex?”

14. “I came here under the impression that I’d get to eat a dozen cookies, and you’re telling me that there are no cookies?”

15. “I’m leaving. There’s no alcohol.”

16. “I’m too sober for this shit.”

17. “Your friends suck.”

18. “Your family sucks.”

19. “No. I’m not going to celebrate the New Year with your family. No way. Do you remember last year? Your mom threw a knife at your dads chest!”

20. “IF YOU BLOW THAT NOISE MAKER IN MY FACE ONE MORE TIME-”

21. “Oh my god. There’s so much glitter. There’s too much. It’s everywhere.”

22. “Fuck fireworks.”

23. “I’m sorry I burned all of the appetizers….and all of the food….”

24. “I’m not dancing with you. No. I refuse.”

25. “Haha, he fell asleep. Let’s pull a prank on him. I say we draw a mustache on his face with sharpie.”

26. “Are you sure we should be lighting fireworks here….?”

27. “Shit! It’s the cops!”

28. “I CAN’T GO BACK TO JAIL. IM TOO PRETTY FOR JAIL.”

29. “You just HAD to light illegal explosives, didn’t you?”

30. “Honey…? I need you to come bail me out of jail…” “Hell no! Your ass can wait until tomorrow. I have a party to attend to.”

31. “When I said we should try something different this year, I didn’t mean we should try breaking into an abandoned Kmart.”

32. “I’m NEVER drinking again.”

33. “Please tell me you didn’t just puke on that 250 pound motorcyclist…”

34. “THIS IS THE THIRD PUB WE’VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF TONIGHT! THE THIRD ONE!”

35. “Maybe your New Years resolution should be to not get another 20 cats…?”

36. “I’m having an existential crisis. I was coming up with New Years resolutions, and I realized I’m too far gone. There’s no fixing me now.”

37. *Fireworks blasting* “Will you marry me?” “What? I can’t hear you!”

38. “This is the LAST TIME I’m spending New Years Eve in the Emergency room!”

39. “You don’t have the guts to kiss me…”

40. “HEY!! That kid just stole my noise maker!!”

Send me an ask with the number (and if you want a specific characters, add that too) for a starter bases off these!

Roleplay time!

Well, I got 2 bios up. Gonna call it on those tonight, get some short stories out and some roleplay. Reblog this for a random starter; please add a tag for what universe and if you have a character preference!

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