#sherlock rp
New Years Eve Writing Prompts
1. “You don’t watch the ball drop!? We’re breaking up. No, no, don’t try to talk me out of this.”
2. “You aren’t allowed to drink anymore! You do irresponsible things when you’re drunk!”
3. “Who’s going to take one for the team and give me a New Years kiss?”
4. “We just had to go to Times Square, didn’t we? I haven’t peed in 7 hours, and I’m freezing my ass off!”
5. “WHO LEFT THE MISTLETOE UP? NO, I AM NOT KISSING HIM!”
6. “I refuse to be the designated driver this year.”
7. “Don’t you dare kiss me-DON’T YOU DARE KISS ME-DON’T YOU- MPHH!”
8. “Shit. I fell asleep before midnight again.”
9. “I’m not holding your head out of the toilet bowl next year. I’m going to let you drown next time you get drunk.”
10. “Tell me you didn’t travel halfway around the world just to scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!” then leave.“
11. “Who the fuck threw a toaster in the hot tub!”
12. “Oh my god. Did you just dump all of the wine into the swimming pool?”
13. “Did I just see you making out with your ex?”
14. “I came here under the impression that I’d get to eat a dozen cookies, and you’re telling me that there are no cookies?”
15. “I’m leaving. There’s no alcohol.”
16. “I’m too sober for this shit.”
17. “Your friends suck.”
18. “Your family sucks.”
19. “No. I’m not going to celebrate the New Year with your family. No way. Do you remember last year? Your mom threw a knife at your dads chest!”
20. “IF YOU BLOW THAT NOISE MAKER IN MY FACE ONE MORE TIME-”
21. “Oh my god. There’s so much glitter. There’s too much. It’s everywhere.”
22. “Fuck fireworks.”
23. “I’m sorry I burned all of the appetizers….and all of the food….”
24. “I’m not dancing with you. No. I refuse.”
25. “Haha, he fell asleep. Let’s pull a prank on him. I say we draw a mustache on his face with sharpie.”
26. “Are you sure we should be lighting fireworks here….?”
27. “Shit! It’s the cops!”
28. “I CAN’T GO BACK TO JAIL. IM TOO PRETTY FOR JAIL.”
29. “You just HAD to light illegal explosives, didn’t you?”
30. “Honey…? I need you to come bail me out of jail…” “Hell no! Your ass can wait until tomorrow. I have a party to attend to.”
31. “When I said we should try something different this year, I didn’t mean we should try breaking into an abandoned Kmart.”
32. “I’m NEVER drinking again.”
33. “Please tell me you didn’t just puke on that 250 pound motorcyclist…”
34. “THIS IS THE THIRD PUB WE’VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF TONIGHT! THE THIRD ONE!”
35. “Maybe your New Years resolution should be to not get another 20 cats…?”
36. “I’m having an existential crisis. I was coming up with New Years resolutions, and I realized I’m too far gone. There’s no fixing me now.”
37. *Fireworks blasting* “Will you marry me?” “What? I can’t hear you!”
38. “This is the LAST TIME I’m spending New Years Eve in the Emergency room!”
39. “You don’t have the guts to kiss me…”
40. “HEY!! That kid just stole my noise maker!!”
Send me an ask with the number (and if you want a specific characters, add that too) for a starter bases off these!
Roleplay time!
Well, I got 2 bios up. Gonna call it on those tonight, get some short stories out and some roleplay. Reblog this for a random starter; please add a tag for what universe and if you have a character preference!
<example> #BBCSherlock #JohnWatsonor #HP Marauders #RemusLupin
Her habits were easy to anticipate. Her return text, with the same message, had been expected, so he put his phone on silent. Sherlock watched it vibrate and light up, her name briefly flashing on the screen before it went right back to sleep mode.
As before, he decided not to reply, if only to have the last word. However, his self-control was testeda few weeks later when news of one of Moriarty’s allies had escaped. Somehow, he managed to keep a straight face around his brother, only to grab the phone and fire off a quick text.
Dinner. 7. Anna’s place. – SH
Anna was the name of the woman who’d brought John to the dilapidated factory, and he knew that Irene would understand the reference immediately.
Irene looked down at her phone with a smile, it wasn’t often that she managed to get a reply out of him, never mind a face to face meeting. Maybe he decided to turn over a new leaf in the new year.
A girl can dream.
She took one last look at her phone, she has a while before she had to meet the consulting detective. But she did have to get ready, something that can take her ages, depending on the choice. The battle dress probably wasn’t the right choice this time, even though she knew she’d get his attention with that.
She slipped into her robe and moved over to her closet, this one was going to be a tough decision.
(( like for a long starter? ))
open rp ||
John drug his hand over his face before letting out an exasperated sigh. He lifted his mug to his lips and took another sip.
“I just don’t know what I’ve done wrong. ”
He sighed.
“I mean, I thought that I’d done everything right. And it’s –I’m just sotired. What else am I supposed to do? ”
After a moment and another sip of his tea, he met the gaze of the one sitting next to him.
“I’m sorry I’m unloading all this right now. Um…what was your name again?”
“ I really hate to ask, but what the hell is going on? ”
dialogue prompts from mostly dead things by kristen arnett.
- there’s too many bodies in this house, as it is.
- it’s not going well.
- i can’t stand being helpless.
- you wanna hold [pronoun]?
- could you please stop?
- who was the girl?
- i’m never doing this again.
- i just want a break.
- hurry up and get your clothes on.
- i’ll buy you new ones.
- let me talk to you about it.
- there’s a lot you should know.
- would you like to sit down?
- this is your office?
- it really bothers you that much?
- i just wish everything would stop being so fucking weird all the time.
- let me take you to dinner.
- you haven’t dated a lot of women, have you?
- you never talk to anybody.
- tell me your best childhood memory.
- what was your favorite food growing up?
- you don’t like taking your work home?
- i don’t want it to feel like home.
- everybody needs a place they feel safe.
- you know i’m here for you. all you have to do is ask.
- i’m too much for one person.
- i was only gone for twenty minutes.
- you can ask, you know.
- people all handle shit different, i guess.
- christ jesus almighty.
- you’re doing real good.
- are we gonna get in trouble for this?
- isn’t that something you should have asked earlier?
