Kabal Interaction Dialogues

All possible interactions between KabalandY/N.

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Kabal to Y/N:

Kabal:Fancy seeing you here.
Y/N:This feels… unlikely.
Kabal: Don’t act like you’re not feelin’ me.

Y/N:Speedy?
Kabal: You could say that, yeah.
Y/N:I’ll call you ‘hooker’ for hookswords next.

Y/N:Just how fast are you?
Kabal:I’m sure you’d like to find out.
Y/N:<sigh.>

Kabal: There’s a price on your head.
Y/N:Mistakes finally catching up to me?
Kabal: Happens to the best of us, sweetheart.

Kabal:Should I even offer my services?
Y/N:Think Kano would have something to say about that.
Kabal:I said myservices. Not Kano’s.

Y/N:Wanna race?
Kabal:I’ll wipe the floor with you.
Y/N: Someone can’t take a challenge.

Y/N:Wanna race?
Kabal:I’ll wipe the floor with you.
Y/N:Not if I snap your legs.

Kabal:What’s this I hear about your hooksword fantasy?
Y/N:You believe anything.
Kabal:Care to prove me wrong?

Y/N: Do you do anything besides run fast?
Kabal:Word on the street is I can handle my own blades.
Y/N:Lots of people can do that.

Kabal:What makes you think I’m stealing your underwear?
Y/N:I can see the purple light, Kabal.
Kabal:Ah… shit.

Y/N:Do you do anything besides run fast?
Kabal: I’ve got a tendency to be pretty damn romantic.
Y/N:What’re you telling me for?

Kabal:You. Me. Fighting?
Y/N:Surprised?
Kabal: <chuckles.> Nah.

Kabal:You’re really this upset with me?
Y/N: I thought we were friends, Kabal.
Kabal:Thought we were morethan friends.

Y/N:What’s the price for you to stop following me?
Kabal:For you? I’ll settle for a kiss and a dime.
Y/N:Me, and everyone else you’ve ever followed.

Y/N:That mask ever come off?
Kabal:What’s it to you?
Y/N:Meh, just curious.

Y/N: That mask ever come off?
Kabal:What’s it to you?
Y/N:It won’t be the only thing coming off.

Kabal:Can’t run from feelings forever.
Y/N:That’s ironic coming from you.
Kabal:Guess I’ll make the first move.

Kabal:You and I are going in circles.
Y/N:What’s so bad about a circle? It never ends.
Kabal: Love the optimism but I’m more of a ‘let’s do this’ typa’ guy.

Kabal:Always look forward to going at it with you.
Y/N:Kano said the same thing to me earlier.
Kabal:Don’t tell me you fight just anybody.

Y/N: You never leave me alone, do you?
Kabal:You’d rather never run into each other, huh?
Y/N:I’d rather put you out of your misery.

Kabal:You’re colder than Frost.
Y/N:Do not put me in line with her.
Kabal:It’s a compliment, sweetheart.

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Kano to Y/N:

Kano:What’s been goin’ on between you and Kabal?
Y/N:Nothing. You’re delusional.
Kano:Now why so defensive?

Kano:What’s been goin’ on between you and Kabal?
Y/N:Guess he’s funny.
Kano: I’ve been around the bloke plenty. He ain’t that funny.

Kano:Have you and Kabal ever…?
Y/N:Leave it alone, Kano.
Kano: Then you wouldn’t mind comin’ home with me, eh?

Y/N:Go easy on Kabal.
Kano:What’s it to you?
Y/N:I’d rather look at his ugly mug over yours.

Kano: How’s the speedster treatin’ you in bed?
Y/N:Wouldn’t know.
Kano:You’ve got the same defiance.

Y/N: How much does that eye see?
Kano:I know about you and Kabal.
Y/N:There’s a price for that.

Y/N:How much does that eye see?
Kano: I know about you and Kabal.
Y/N:I knew there was a reason I never liked you.

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Kano to Kabal:

Kano:Think I’ll send you after Y/N next.
Kabal:So? Think I can’t do it?
Kano:Think you’ve gone soft.

Kabal: Enough with the catcalling.
Kano:Since when do you give the orders?
Kabal:Since I got tired of your bullshit.

Kano:You’re chasing a fine piece of ass.
Kabal:Which one?
Kano:Theonlyone.

Kano:Flirting won’t pay your bills, mate.
Kabal:You’re talking to hooker the hookswordsman, funny you should mention it.
Kano:This is what I’m talking about.

Kano:Hear you’ve got a new friend.
Kabal: I don’t make friends.
Kano:That’s exactly what Y/N said.

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Johnny Cage to Kabal:

Johnny Cage: Glad to see you’re finally starting a family.
Kabal:The hell are you talkin’ about, old man?
Johnny Cage: I can see the headlines now.

Johnny Cage: Who do you think we should get to play Y/N in my movie?
Kabal:I’ll make my own movie with em’.
Johnny Cage: That’s just gross.

Johnny Cage: So, you and Y/N, huh?
Kabal:I’m not allowed to have very near and dear friends anymore?
Johnny Cage: I’m not heartless, Kabal!

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Skarlet to Y/N:

Skarlet:Your blood is still pumping.
Y/N:Well I had to jog all the way over here.
Skarlet:I think a visit with the black dragon thug is more likely.

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Cassie Cage to Y/N:

Cassie Cage: Dad says you’re into Kabal.
Y/N:Your dad’s been wrong about relationships before though, right?
Cassie Cage: Okay, you’re asking for it.

Cassie Cage: How come you and I never hang out?
Y/N:Maybe I’m worried you’ll shoot right through me.
Cassie Cage: But you’re not worried about the man with the speed blitzing record?

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Cassie Cage to Kabal:

Cassie Cage: Got any cute pictures with Y/N?
Kabal:A few, yeah.
Cassie Cage: And you didn’t post them?!

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Spawn to Kabal:

Spawn:You and Y/N are the worst kept secret in hell.
Kabal:You spyin’ on us?
Spawn:I could hear you from the seventh circle.

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Erron Black to Y/N: 

Erron Black: Never would’ve thought of you and Kabal.
Y/N:We’re friends. Got any?
Erron Black: Not those kind of friends.

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Erron Black to Kabal:

Erron Black: Slow down, Kabal.
Kabal:I’m startin’ to settle down.
Erron Black: Sure you’re not getting ready to run away again?

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Kung Lao to Y/N:

Y/N:That hat’s ridiculous.
Kung Lao: I’m not the one with the walking, talking, speeding handbag.
Y/N:<gasp.> I can’t believe you’d forget about Jade like that!

Y/N:Dung Lao.
Kung Lao: You and Kabal are just alike.
Y/N:Alright, now you’ve taken things too far.

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Sindel to Kabal:

Sindel:So you do slow down, Kabal.
Kabal:I’ve only sped up.
Sindel:Not for your lover, it seems.

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End of Round Taunts

Kabal:This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Kabal:Want me to kiss it make it better?
Kabal:What a view.
Kabal: I know you can do better than that.
Kabal:Kaball’s in your mouth.
Kabal:Masochist.
Kabal: Should I spank you?
Kabal: Tell me if it hurts.
Kabal:Oh, I’m sorry, did I cut you?
Kabal:Knew you’d go easy on me.
Kabal:Now I’ve got your attention.

Y/N:Slowpoke.
Y/N: On your knees.
Y/N:The Flash would’ve done better.
Y/N: Catch me if you can.
Y/N: What makes you think you could give me better?
Y/N:Tell me if it hurts.
Y/N: All talk.
Y/N: Look who’s on bottom now.
Y/N: You’ll be lucky I don’t tell Kano.
Y/N:I’ll make this up to you.
Y/N:Caught off guard?
Y/N:Nothing personal.

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End of Round Actions

Never Late: [Kabal will speed away, speed back, and present Y/N with flowers before tossing them to the floor.]

I Heart You: [Y/N will bend two minor weapons in their arsenal into two halves of a heart at Kabal.]

Remind Him: [Y/N will blow Kabal a kiss]

Finish Them!: [Kabal will speed away off screen, return holding an ongoing vibrator, and smash it to the floor]

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Brutality Dialogues

[Upon preforming a brutality on Kabal]Y/N:He was a distraction.

[Upon preforming a brutality on Y/N] Kabal:I’ll miss ya.

[Upon preforming a brutality on Kabal] Y/N:There goes that third leg.

[Upon preforming a brutality on Y/N] Kabal:And you said we were just friends.

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Character Endings

[Upon Defeating Kronika]Kabal:

Shit sounds cool, right? The power to control time, space, reality- hell, you name it. Until you realize you’ll outlive all your friends for all eternity, and you don’t even get paid for it. So I did the logical step, and gave the hourglass back to Kronika.

She didn’t complain much. All I asked in return was a chance at anyone who’d ever crossed me, minus one. And, well, after taking care of that business, I asked Kronika for something else.

With all the weekends you can bag, I got Y/N and I a nice house away from all that noise. No more Kano, no more Black Dragon, no more fuss. Kronika keeps offering me a truly normal life to live without the speed, but hey, Y/N seems to like it. They seem to like it so much, they scream it whenever I’m taking them down. [chuckles].

[Upon defeating Kronika] Y/N:

Beating the shit out of Kronika was probably the best thing I ever did. But with her out of the way, someone had to take over as Titan of time. There wasn’t too much I could’ve changed- wanted to change, at least- but then I thought’ve the perfect person for the job: Kano.

His disappearance made strides for the Black Dragon. That idiot, never using a logical thought. But Kabal did. Kabal… my friend. Taking over was so much easier than we thought. The rewards went beyond getting paid.

And then, well, I can’t remember. After Kano went on to become the time master, my memory started getting hazy. Black Dragon… Kabal… who is that? Why does it feel like somethings missing? [sigh.] In any case, whoever keeps leaving flowers in my room better reveal themselves shortly. Stressing over Kano’s next move can’t be solved with little unexplainable treats appearing around me. Whoever it is that I can’t see… they’re my best friend.

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