Kung Lao: *smiles making his dimples show*

Me: I will suck you off I swear to god.

Kabal Interaction Dialogues

All possible interactions between KabalandY/N.

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Kabal to Y/N:

Kabal:Fancy seeing you here.
Y/N:This feels… unlikely.
Kabal: Don’t act like you’re not feelin’ me.

Y/N:Speedy?
Kabal: You could say that, yeah.
Y/N:I’ll call you ‘hooker’ for hookswords next.

Y/N:Just how fast are you?
Kabal:I’m sure you’d like to find out.
Y/N:<sigh.>

Kabal: There’s a price on your head.
Y/N:Mistakes finally catching up to me?
Kabal: Happens to the best of us, sweetheart.

Kabal:Should I even offer my services?
Y/N:Think Kano would have something to say about that.
Kabal:I said myservices. Not Kano’s.

Y/N:Wanna race?
Kabal:I’ll wipe the floor with you.
Y/N: Someone can’t take a challenge.

Y/N:Wanna race?
Kabal:I’ll wipe the floor with you.
Y/N:Not if I snap your legs.

Kabal:What’s this I hear about your hooksword fantasy?
Y/N:You believe anything.
Kabal:Care to prove me wrong?

Y/N: Do you do anything besides run fast?
Kabal:Word on the street is I can handle my own blades.
Y/N:Lots of people can do that.

Kabal:What makes you think I’m stealing your underwear?
Y/N:I can see the purple light, Kabal.
Kabal:Ah… shit.

Y/N:Do you do anything besides run fast?
Kabal: I’ve got a tendency to be pretty damn romantic.
Y/N:What’re you telling me for?

Kabal:You. Me. Fighting?
Y/N:Surprised?
Kabal: <chuckles.> Nah.

Kabal:You’re really this upset with me?
Y/N: I thought we were friends, Kabal.
Kabal:Thought we were morethan friends.

Y/N:What’s the price for you to stop following me?
Kabal:For you? I’ll settle for a kiss and a dime.
Y/N:Me, and everyone else you’ve ever followed.

Y/N:That mask ever come off?
Kabal:What’s it to you?
Y/N:Meh, just curious.

Y/N: That mask ever come off?
Kabal:What’s it to you?
Y/N:It won’t be the only thing coming off.

Kabal:Can’t run from feelings forever.
Y/N:That’s ironic coming from you.
Kabal:Guess I’ll make the first move.

Kabal:You and I are going in circles.
Y/N:What’s so bad about a circle? It never ends.
Kabal: Love the optimism but I’m more of a ‘let’s do this’ typa’ guy.

Kabal:Always look forward to going at it with you.
Y/N:Kano said the same thing to me earlier.
Kabal:Don’t tell me you fight just anybody.

Y/N: You never leave me alone, do you?
Kabal:You’d rather never run into each other, huh?
Y/N:I’d rather put you out of your misery.

Kabal:You’re colder than Frost.
Y/N:Do not put me in line with her.
Kabal:It’s a compliment, sweetheart.

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Kano to Y/N:

Kano:What’s been goin’ on between you and Kabal?
Y/N:Nothing. You’re delusional.
Kano:Now why so defensive?

Kano:What’s been goin’ on between you and Kabal?
Y/N:Guess he’s funny.
Kano: I’ve been around the bloke plenty. He ain’t that funny.

Kano:Have you and Kabal ever…?
Y/N:Leave it alone, Kano.
Kano: Then you wouldn’t mind comin’ home with me, eh?

Y/N:Go easy on Kabal.
Kano:What’s it to you?
Y/N:I’d rather look at his ugly mug over yours.

Kano: How’s the speedster treatin’ you in bed?
Y/N:Wouldn’t know.
Kano:You’ve got the same defiance.

Y/N: How much does that eye see?
Kano:I know about you and Kabal.
Y/N:There’s a price for that.

Y/N:How much does that eye see?
Kano: I know about you and Kabal.
Y/N:I knew there was a reason I never liked you.

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Kano to Kabal:

Kano:Think I’ll send you after Y/N next.
Kabal:So? Think I can’t do it?
Kano:Think you’ve gone soft.

Kabal: Enough with the catcalling.
Kano:Since when do you give the orders?
Kabal:Since I got tired of your bullshit.

Kano:You’re chasing a fine piece of ass.
Kabal:Which one?
Kano:Theonlyone.

Kano:Flirting won’t pay your bills, mate.
Kabal:You’re talking to hooker the hookswordsman, funny you should mention it.
Kano:This is what I’m talking about.

Kano:Hear you’ve got a new friend.
Kabal: I don’t make friends.
Kano:That’s exactly what Y/N said.

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Johnny Cage to Kabal:

Johnny Cage: Glad to see you’re finally starting a family.
Kabal:The hell are you talkin’ about, old man?
Johnny Cage: I can see the headlines now.

Johnny Cage: Who do you think we should get to play Y/N in my movie?
Kabal:I’ll make my own movie with em’.
Johnny Cage: That’s just gross.

Johnny Cage: So, you and Y/N, huh?
Kabal:I’m not allowed to have very near and dear friends anymore?
Johnny Cage: I’m not heartless, Kabal!

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Skarlet to Y/N:

Skarlet:Your blood is still pumping.
Y/N:Well I had to jog all the way over here.
Skarlet:I think a visit with the black dragon thug is more likely.

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Cassie Cage to Y/N:

Cassie Cage: Dad says you’re into Kabal.
Y/N:Your dad’s been wrong about relationships before though, right?
Cassie Cage: Okay, you’re asking for it.

Cassie Cage: How come you and I never hang out?
Y/N:Maybe I’m worried you’ll shoot right through me.
Cassie Cage: But you’re not worried about the man with the speed blitzing record?

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Cassie Cage to Kabal:

Cassie Cage: Got any cute pictures with Y/N?
Kabal:A few, yeah.
Cassie Cage: And you didn’t post them?!

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Spawn to Kabal:

Spawn:You and Y/N are the worst kept secret in hell.
Kabal:You spyin’ on us?
Spawn:I could hear you from the seventh circle.

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Erron Black to Y/N: 

Erron Black: Never would’ve thought of you and Kabal.
Y/N:We’re friends. Got any?
Erron Black: Not those kind of friends.

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Erron Black to Kabal:

Erron Black: Slow down, Kabal.
Kabal:I’m startin’ to settle down.
Erron Black: Sure you’re not getting ready to run away again?

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Kung Lao to Y/N:

Y/N:That hat’s ridiculous.
Kung Lao: I’m not the one with the walking, talking, speeding handbag.
Y/N:<gasp.> I can’t believe you’d forget about Jade like that!

Y/N:Dung Lao.
Kung Lao: You and Kabal are just alike.
Y/N:Alright, now you’ve taken things too far.

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Sindel to Kabal:

Sindel:So you do slow down, Kabal.
Kabal:I’ve only sped up.
Sindel:Not for your lover, it seems.

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End of Round Taunts

Kabal:This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Kabal:Want me to kiss it make it better?
Kabal:What a view.
Kabal: I know you can do better than that.
Kabal:Kaball’s in your mouth.
Kabal:Masochist.
Kabal: Should I spank you?
Kabal: Tell me if it hurts.
Kabal:Oh, I’m sorry, did I cut you?
Kabal:Knew you’d go easy on me.
Kabal:Now I’ve got your attention.

Y/N:Slowpoke.
Y/N: On your knees.
Y/N:The Flash would’ve done better.
Y/N: Catch me if you can.
Y/N: What makes you think you could give me better?
Y/N:Tell me if it hurts.
Y/N: All talk.
Y/N: Look who’s on bottom now.
Y/N: You’ll be lucky I don’t tell Kano.
Y/N:I’ll make this up to you.
Y/N:Caught off guard?
Y/N:Nothing personal.

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End of Round Actions

Never Late: [Kabal will speed away, speed back, and present Y/N with flowers before tossing them to the floor.]

I Heart You: [Y/N will bend two minor weapons in their arsenal into two halves of a heart at Kabal.]

Remind Him: [Y/N will blow Kabal a kiss]

Finish Them!: [Kabal will speed away off screen, return holding an ongoing vibrator, and smash it to the floor]

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Brutality Dialogues

[Upon preforming a brutality on Kabal]Y/N:He was a distraction.

[Upon preforming a brutality on Y/N] Kabal:I’ll miss ya.

[Upon preforming a brutality on Kabal] Y/N:There goes that third leg.

[Upon preforming a brutality on Y/N] Kabal:And you said we were just friends.

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Character Endings

[Upon Defeating Kronika]Kabal:

Shit sounds cool, right? The power to control time, space, reality- hell, you name it. Until you realize you’ll outlive all your friends for all eternity, and you don’t even get paid for it. So I did the logical step, and gave the hourglass back to Kronika.

She didn’t complain much. All I asked in return was a chance at anyone who’d ever crossed me, minus one. And, well, after taking care of that business, I asked Kronika for something else.

With all the weekends you can bag, I got Y/N and I a nice house away from all that noise. No more Kano, no more Black Dragon, no more fuss. Kronika keeps offering me a truly normal life to live without the speed, but hey, Y/N seems to like it. They seem to like it so much, they scream it whenever I’m taking them down. [chuckles].

[Upon defeating Kronika] Y/N:

Beating the shit out of Kronika was probably the best thing I ever did. But with her out of the way, someone had to take over as Titan of time. There wasn’t too much I could’ve changed- wanted to change, at least- but then I thought’ve the perfect person for the job: Kano.

His disappearance made strides for the Black Dragon. That idiot, never using a logical thought. But Kabal did. Kabal… my friend. Taking over was so much easier than we thought. The rewards went beyond getting paid.

And then, well, I can’t remember. After Kano went on to become the time master, my memory started getting hazy. Black Dragon… Kabal… who is that? Why does it feel like somethings missing? [sigh.] In any case, whoever keeps leaving flowers in my room better reveal themselves shortly. Stressing over Kano’s next move can’t be solved with little unexplainable treats appearing around me. Whoever it is that I can’t see… they’re my best friend.

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All possible interaction dialogues between ScorpionandY/N.

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Y/N:Do all scorpions set themselves on fire?
Scorpion:You would rather be stung?
Y/N:Got it, not a questions guy.

Y/N:You’ve evolved into Sub Zero’s partnership?
Scorpion:He is not the man I thought he was.
Y/N:Demonstrate.

Y/N:You are one with your anger.
Scorpion:Nothing could match my vengeance.
Y/N:Demonstrate.

Scorpion:You were foolish to come after me.
Y/N:After you? I thought you were after me.
Scorpion:Do not mock me.

Scorpion:Your anger has drawn the attention of Sub-Zero.
Y/N:What’s wrong? Scared?
Scorpion:It is you who is not scared enough.

Y/N:You know, I kinda dig the whole fire thing.
Scorpion:I’ve no time for your pyromaniac fantasies.
Y/N:You would be so lucky.

Y/N:You know, I kinda dig the whole fire thing.
Scorpion:I’ve no time for your pyromaniac fantasies.
Y/N:Who said I was talking about you?

Scorpion:Do not tempt me with your beguiling ways.
Y/N:Not sure what you’re talking about.
Scorpion:Then I will end it for you.

Scorpion:I used to think you were honorable.
Y/N:I have never changed.
Scorpion:Even worse then.

Scorpion:You have too many strings attached to be trusted.
Y/N:I am who I am, Scorpion.
Scorpion:Thatis the problem.

Y/N:You think I hate you?
Scorpion:You are a liar and a thief.
Y/N:Oh, so youhateme. 

Y/N:You should have warned me about Noob.
Scorpion:Bi-Han could’ve finished you off.
Y/N:Just as Quan-Chi did to your family.

Scorpion:You think you know anger?
Y/N:Like you would never understand.
Scorpion:I find that hard to be true.

Y/N:Impressive Kunai spear.
Scorpion:It is sharper than your blades.
Y/N:You assume too little.

Y/N:I love these little talks.
Scorpion:They are becoming rather frequent.
Y/N:Not enough.

Scorpion:You remind me of someone I used to know.
Y/N:Someone you grieve?
Scorpion:Not anymore.

Scorpion:You are more skilled than anticipated.
Y/N:Can’t say I’m not grateful to hear that.
Scorpion:It is true discipline that you lack. 

Y/N:Dvorah was asking about you.
Scorpion:I can do without Kytinn.
Y/N:A scorpion beats a spider, I say.

Scorpion:You could have been Shirai Ryu.
Y/N:An insult, or an honor?
Scorpion:A mourning.

Y/N:You warming up to me yet?
Scorpion:Your fire could not match mine.
Y/N:Demonstrate.

Scorpion:You move with balance.
Y/N:You move like a scorpion.
Scorpion:I would not mind a closer observance.

Scorpion:You are playing with fire.
Y/N:And you’re not?
Scorpion:I refer to our relationship.

Y/N:I could never replace your wife and son.
Scorpion: Nobody could.
Y/N:You are not the only one who mourns.

Y/N:What’s got you all amped up today?
Scorpion:You have lit a new fire on me.
Y/N:Allow me to put it out.

Scorpion:Flattery will not save you.
Y/N:Flattery implies that my words are lies.
Scorpion:You never stop.

Scorpion:Have you no honor?
Y/N:What is this image you have of me in your head?
Scorpion:My image of you is far better than reality.

Scorpion:Have you no honor?
Y/N:What is this image you have of me in your head?
Scorpion:My perception is not faltered by my feelings.

Y/N:You are not my enemy, Hanzo.
Scorpion:Who told you of that name?
Y/N:Anyone who cares about you knows it.

Scorpion: Your radiance won’t save you.
Y/N:You think I’m radiant?
Scorpion: Your mind goes to the wrong place.

Y/N: I would trust you with my life, Scorpion.
Scorpion:And I with you.
Y/N:You… would?

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Sub-Zero to Y/N

Sub-Zero: Scorpion has taken a liking to you.
Y/N: He has to you too.
Sub-Zero: Show me what impressed him.

Sub-Zero: Beware your tie with Hanzo Hasashi.
Y/N: You’d know all about cutting people close to him off, wouldn’t you?
Sub-Zero:The cold impairs your judgement.

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Sub-Zero to Scorpion

Sub-Zero: Do not pour all your energy into attachments.
Scorpion: They do not control me.
Sub-Zero: Y/N would beg to differ.

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Cassie Cage to Scorpion

Cassie:So, what happened to the no family oath?
Scorpion: My oath is not broken.
Cassie:Yeesh, hard to break the news to Y/N.

Cassie: I hear you’ve got it bad for someone.
Scorpion: Your imagination will never cease to amaze me.
Cassie:Don’t be a baby about it.

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Cassie Cage to Y/N

Cassie:So, you and Scorpion huh?
Y/N:We are not even friends.
Cassie: <laughter> Does he ever tell you to ‘GET OVER HERE!’?

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Dvorah to Y/N

Dvorah: You relationship blinds you.
Y/N: Okay, you’re asking for it.
Dvorah:This one will lay eggs where you sleep.

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Kotal Khan to Y/N

Kotal Khan: Do you not fear being burned?
Y/N:It can be fun if you do it right.
Kotal Khan: Then I suppose that explains enough.

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Sonya Blade to Y/N

Sonya: Scorpion’s got a price on his head.
Y/N:The hell am I supposed to do about it?
Sonya: You know what needs to be done.

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Baraka to Scorpion

Baraka:Your lover tastes most sweet.
Scorpion: What would you know of this?
Baraka: I will flay both your corpses.

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Kung Lao to Scorpion

Kung Lao: Y/N and Hanzo sittin’ in a tree…
Scorpion: I will burn your tree to the ground.
Kung Lao: Oh no you don’t. 

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Liu Kang to Scorpion

Liu Kang: Y/N has feelings for you.
Scorpion: I do not fall for your tricks Quan-Chi.
Liu Kang: Don’t tell me you want to lose two. 

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Cetrion to Scorpion

Cetrion:You two are perfect for each other. 
Scorpion:Quiet, puppet.
Cetrion:But some men never learn.

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Cetrion to Y/N

Cetrion:He does think about you, youngling.
Y/N:I won’t take courting advice from an old hag.
Cetrion:Precisely what he said.

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End of Round Taunts

Scorpion: Your heart will burn.
Scorpion:I will end your suffering.
Scorpion:A quick death will suffice.
Scorpion:I have been patient with you.
Scorpion: See inside me.

Y/N: I’m sorry, Hanzo.
Y/N: Flame on.
Y/N: Not very bright, are we?
Y/N:And they say fire is a tool.
Y/N:Want me to pull your hair next?

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Something I decided to hurry up and finish for the time being. Almost done with a Cassian Andor piece now. Then I will move onto other requests.

Scorpion Headcanons

Headcanons for Hanzo Hasashi… the Scorpion. The first bridge expanding the Kyberverse to Mortal Kombat.

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• The most dedicated guy like… ever. He’s committed in almost everything. Adaptable, yes, but committed. He dates to marry, he is loyal after death. For fucks sake look at how long this man was vengeful for.
• In kyberverse, scorpion’s face does not look how he does officially unmasked. It doesn’t really match up to me. So, this scorpion has thin eyebrows, sharp and angular features, a clean shaven face and jaw, and white and upturned eyes. He has a different nose shape and thin lips, he looks younger. His waterline and lashes are dark and thick. He is tanned from the heat but pale from death. He is striking.
• Doesn’t understand modern slang, but he can infer in his head. Just not preferred.
• Uses his weapons in more scorpion-esque ways. Not just throwing it. It’s an art form, a mastery. He physically moves, crawls, stings like a scorpion.
• Might occasionally use temperature play during no pants time. Might be on accident, might not be.
• Speaking of, scorpion sometimes sets things aflame when his emotions get too heated. Not to say he’s an emotional person. Well, he is, but overall he’s a thinker.
• Hates hates Hates being told what to do. I feel like that’s obvious, but it runs deep for him. Suggestions are usually swept under the rug, if he can even keep his cool. Helpful or not.
• Will always have some doubts about sun-zero. I even prefer when they’re not friends.
• Hates eating cold foods.
• Speaking of, he will occasionally eat the same prey a scorpion would. He will just randomly catch them in his fingers at the speed of light.
• Also finds Frost more annoying than sub zero. Yikes.
• Scorpion does kinda respect Nightwolf though. They just don’t see eye to eye.
• If you want to flirt with Scorpion, you’ll be going at it a while. He might not realize it. If he does, he won’t be responding. The whole losing a family thing kinda puts a damper on that sort of thing. But if he’s in a relationship, he’ll want to be married immediately. He takes them serious right away.
• Unlabeled in terms of sexuality. He likes who he likes, and he doesn’t think much about it. As long as he gets to be him.
• Tiny flames will occasionally dance off his golden skin, if you pay attention close enough. 
• As you can tell, I really prefer angry and vengeful Scorpion over wise old scorpion.
• When he has a golden glow like fire, it sometimes looks like flaming tattoos in the right lighting.
• Probably married his first wife young. Like ages 17-21. Real committed guy.
• If his kid wanted to dye their hair, he would absolutely REFUSE to accept it. He’d keep saying no over and over again when asked for permission. Grumbling and griping.
• Probably also gets upset when he sees people on his property, especially teenagers. He’s the original “GET OVER HERE! Get off my lawn!” guy.
• Ironically a rather good figure skater.
• Well regularly set himself on fire to show off his skeleton to scare people who piss him off. Happens frequently actually.
• While yellow and gold I’d say are his colors, he looks absolutely stunning in red. I mean I’ve seen skins where he’s wearing red and it’s just like holy shit. Why aren’t you wearing this? Also looks godly in white.
• Idk what the fuck kinda ooc scorpion y’all got going on in your heads but this man is not falling for the reader in one night. Scorpion takes time.
• Don’t even think about addressing him as Hanzo if you’re not close to him. That’s a one way ticket to having your face burned off.
• Ever since he came back to life, he’s been flexible. Like an acrobat. It helps with looking very scorpion like, but it’s freaky. He can bend his body back into the most intense arch you’ve ever seen and spin around. His bones will crack- it’ll look and sound like a horror movie. But he can do it.
• His style of martial arts focuses more on his kicking then punching and throwing. He’s deadly on his feet.
• Favorite color is probably white.
• Can’t really picture him enjoying Italian food. Maybe some bread.

*These headcanons can be expanded on and added to over time. Headcanons can be left in comments to be added to the list. These headcanons will be used in kyber’s fanfictions for this character. All headcanons can be used to inspire a fanfiction request. All headcanons discussed in comments must be discussed politely and are welcomed. Return frequently for new headcanons. 

Edit: All Mortal Kombat headcanons WILL be expanded upon.