slashers reactions to your post getting under 5 reblogs

Patrick Bateman

“have you ever heard of radiohead? They’re kind of underground but I think they’d really speak to your struggles.”

Kurt Kunkle

“can j borrow some money I need overwatch loot bo x

Ghostface

I found this beetlejuice gif looking for a ghostface gif so this spot is for beetlejuice now.

"looser! ghyukgyuhkgyugk”

Jared Leto

Jared Joseph Leto (/ˈlɛtoʊ/; born December 26, 1971) is an American actor and musician. After starting his career with television appearances in the early 1990s, Leto achieved recognition for his role as Jordan Catalano on the television series My So-Called Life (1994). He made his film debut in How to Make an American Quilt (1995) and received critical praise for his performance in Prefontaine (1997).

slashers react to you having strep throat

Ghostface

“so no head?”

Michael Myers

“…”

Jason Voorhees

“…”

Amanda Young

“aw you poor thing.” she tucks you into bed and makes you a nice bowl of asbestos soup.

Pinhead

“so awesome that you contract a disease that makes you unable to breathe. can I have it?”

Kurt Kunkle

“ok… well I can’t make good content with you sleeping… so can you please get over it?”

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