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request by: @starry-sprinkles

“It is not hands that summon us. It is desire.”

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slashers react to you having strep throat

Ghostface

“so no head?”

Michael Myers

“…”

Jason Voorhees

“…”

Amanda Young

“aw you poor thing.” she tucks you into bed and makes you a nice bowl of asbestos soup.

Pinhead

“so awesome that you contract a disease that makes you unable to breathe. can I have it?”

Kurt Kunkle

“ok… well I can’t make good content with you sleeping… so can you please get over it?”