#monty montague

Monty: The only reason why there were so many unforeseen consequences to my actions is because I have no interest in foreseeing anything.

Felicity: What the hell? You can’t do that!

Monty: haVE YOU MET ME?!

Monty: It’s time to forget about the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future.

Monty: If I’m going to learn a lesson, it better be a valuable one. I’m not going to learn some cheap, inexpensive lesson, waste of my time.

Monty: damn things have only gotten worse since I started making everything worse

Monty: Alright, my weirdest place would have to be in the back corner of a library…

Felicity: What?!

Monty: [looking impressed with himself]

Felicity: Monty what were you doing in a library?

Scipio: And what do we say when someone disagrees with us?

Monty: That’s homophobic.

Scipio: No.

Monty: I can explain!

Monty: Actually, I really can’t.

Percy: What’s that story where they bring the monster to life and then have to destroy it.

Felicity: Frankenstein?

Monty: Frosty the Snowman.

Sims: I’m gonna make Monty pay for this.

Sims: I’m not strong, but I know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally.

Percy: Ugh, I’m so tired… I couldn’t sleep last night…

Felicity: You know, if you can’t sleep then that means someone was thinking about you.

Percy: Who would be thinking about me at 3am??

Monty: *gay panicking at 3am*