#monty montague
FNAF art dump
1 - Glamrock Freddy and Bonnie chilling. I like the idea that Freddy snuck out at night to bowl with Bonnie. Freddy also won Bonnies earing in a game of bowling.
2 - Random Monty doodle to get out of art block.
3 - Toy Bonnie and Shadow Bonnie with Sam and Max quotes.
4 - Blob guardian AU
Basically an AU where The Blob is protecting a child as they go through the Pizza Plex. In this AU, the kids possessing The Blob can’t move on because 1) Afton is still alive and 2) They killed a lot of people over the past few games and need to redeem themselves by saving a life.
The Blob is a lot more violent then Freddy. They also spends a lot of time hiding in the vents and can hide the child in their wired body. The aren’t that knowledgeable about the Pizza Plex layout or modern technology because they’ve been stuck in a children’s restaurant for years, so they are shit at exposition and meme references.
The Blob also has a mixed relationship with Helpy and will try to destroy any imagery with him on it, including the save stations. The Blob will also always stop whatever they are doing to murder Vanny when she enters a room, even if the kid calls for them.
Over all, The Blob isn’t a very helpful guardian but they’re truing their best.
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We’re not courting trouble, flirting with it, at most…
Monty: I know no one asked for my advice…
Felicity: Yet you’re still talking.
Monty: …But I agree with Felicity.
Felicity: Let’s hear him out!
Monty: I don’t make the same mistake twice.
Felicity: He makes it about four or five times just to make sure.
Percy: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Monty: Okay, but in my defense, Adrian bet me 50 pence I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Percy: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Monty: Okay, help me please!
Felicity: Got two words for you.
Monty: I bet they won’t be helpful.
Felicity: Your problem.
Monty: I was right.
Adrian: So… uhhh… I kind of accidentally did something-
Percy: Does this story end with you making a stupid decision?
Adrian: Yes
Percy: Here’s my advice: Don’t say anything, and if Felicity asks, blame it on Monty
Percy: You guys ever feel like you’re being watched?
Monty: All the time. When you look this good, you just gotta get used to it
Percy: Why are you two fighting?
Felicity: He’s standing in my way!
Percy: Where are you going?
Felicity: Nowhere!
Monty: Sometimes, I need my phone to have a popup that just says, “you are making a mistake right now.”
Monty: I’ve been teased for being short my whole life.
Scipio: Well, I think it’s very wrong to belittle.
Monty: Oh fuck, not you too.
Henri: Sometimes I feel like I’ve failed you two as a father.
Monty: Sometimes?
Monty: I got called pretty today.
Monty: Actually the full statement was “You’re pretty dumb”, but I’m only focusing on positive things today.
[Percy and Monty are sitting on a bench]
Felicity: Why do you guys look so sad?
Monty: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Felicity sits down]
Percy: The bench is freshly painted.
Felicity:
Sims: If I pull my foot off and swing it at your head, am I hitting you or kicking you?
Monty: You’ll most likely mentally scar me more than anything else.
Percy: I just want you to know that I love your brother very much.
Felicity: You do?
Percy: Yes.
Felicity: Really?
Percy: Yes.
Felicity: May I ask why?
Monty: Okay, if you’re going to go and meet people, you’re going to need some pick up lines.
Adrian: Yes.
Monty: Let’s practice. Hit me with the best you’ve got.
Adrian: Uhh… you’re pretty?
Monty: I know. Now come on, pick up lines.
Scipio: While I’m gone, Monty, you’re in charge.
Monty: Yes!
Scipio, whispering to Percy: You’re secretly in charge.
Percy: Obviously.
Felicity: Right, who do we know has handcuffs?
Monty: Well Perce and I-
*Percy glares at Monty*
Monty: Wouldn’t know.
Monty: Apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling after every meeting with dad are actually what’s known as “severe psychological distress.”
