#mpgis quotes
All of these lines are from the Youtube web series Most Popular Girls In School (channel is linked in title).
Warning may contains lots of sexual, crude, and all around inappropriate language.
“Do you know how much of my wardrobe have a blood stain on it?”
“Who the fuck even put this on the internet?”
“I’m here to tell you two things: you’re famous and you’re welcome.”
“Only thing is you can’t curse and you can’t make any references to sex.”
“Bring sunblock, bitches!”
“Two, four, six, eight, this is how I masturbate!”
“Eat my tatters, enjoy my tots, here are my buns, and this is my twat!”
“You got back into the toilet, demon poop!”
“You stay away from me and you stay away from the children!”
“Were you just yelling at your own poop?”
“Wait, people are leaving Ipod Shuffles on the bathroom floor?”
“Alright, poop. It’s just you and me.”
“I have told you guys repeatedly that I am saving my vag-inity for someone special.”
“Mock them, ridicule them, and tell everyone in school.”
“This is high school, not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire.”
All of these lines are from the Youtube web series Most Popular Girls In School (channel is linked in title).
Warning may contains lots of sexual, crude, and all around inappropriate language.
“Stop trying to force your Full House references on us.”
“You are not going to suck any of our dicks today, and you’re not going to play with any of our butt holes either.”
“Are you trying to infer that because you’re willing to do stuff to our butts, it proves that you’re more of a man than us?”
“Don’t be a dick, bro.”
“Ah oui, I will take a toasted baguette with a selection of foie grais and a Perrier please.’
“Hey [ name ], still giving people diarrhea for a living?”
“Jesus Christ, is a that a fucking gremlin?”
“Um excuse me, I will cut a bitch if there is lice somewhere in my chili.”
“Is this going to go on much longer? Because I have a basket of jalapeno poppers that are getting cold.”
“You are totes creep.”
“I had to break up with my boyfriend today. Because he likes fucking Gossip Girl more than Glee.”
“What the fuck is that suppose to mean?”
“You cursed me out in the bathroom earlier today.”
“We talked, you pooped, I thought we had a connection.”
“Well, if we ever have a special on meat salad, I’ll let you know.”
