#silly starters
It was painful to find these lines, lets be in pain together
All of the lines come from a mixture of the 50 Shades Series written by EL James
Change the pronouns if you need!
Warning:Strong language and suggestive words (but come it’s the 50 Shades book, what you expect?)
- “His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”
- “He’s my very own [ name ] popsicle.”
- “[ name ] just sent me a winking smiley… Oh my.”
- “I don’t think my heart could stand the strain of another e-mail like that, or my pants for that matter.”
- “I was serious about marrying you. We can get to know each other then.”
- “He has a hotline to my groin.”
- “He is an exceptional lover, I’m sure – though, of course, I have no comparison.”
- “How do they know it’s him? His trademark unruly copper hair, no doubt.”
- “Sometimes you’re so closed off… like an island state.”
- “What a time to have a brain-to-mouth filter malfunction.”
- “We don’t have long, [name ], and the way I’m feeling right this moment, we won’t need long.”
- “I wonder if it’s still lust at first sight for them.”
- “The orange juice tastes divine. It’s thirst-quenching and refreshing.”
- “My very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba.”
- “What’s wrong? What did that creepy good-looking bastard do?”
- “Hmmm - he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty.”
- “Holy crap - just-fucked pigtails do not suit me, either.”
- “Put the chicken in the fridge.”
- “Dude. I need to get out of Seattle this weekend. This chick is all over my junk and I’ve got to get away.”
- “She’s oil on my troubled, deep, dark waters."
- "And the sound travels directly to my groin."
- "Well, I could fuck you over this piano.”
- “I’m all deer/headlights, moth/flame, bird/snake- and he knows exactly what he’s doing to me.”
- “Argon? It rings a distant bell from chemistry class- an element, I think.”
- “She wants all that romantic shit. Fuck.”
- “My inner goddess is beside herself, hopping from foot to foot.”
- “I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto.”
- “You didn’t have to track me down with whatever James Bond gadgetry you’re developing for the highest bidder.”
- “This is wrong, but holy hell is it erotic.”
- “Why is anyone the way they are? That’s kind of hard to answer. Why do some people like cheese and other people hate it? Do you like cheese?”
- “Some boy scout he must have been to learn these knots.”
- “I thought it was chocolate hot fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on top. But hey, what do I know?”
- “You have dreadful sex hair.”
- I don’t remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible.”
- Poor, fucked up, kinky, philanthropic [ name ].”
- “Introduce you to my [ relative ] as what? ‘This is the man who deflowered me and wants to start a BDSM relationship’.”
- “Don’t get your panties in such a twist… and give me back mine.”
- "No one’s ever said no to me before. And it’s so - hot.”
- "They probably all thought you were gay, you know.”
- “Oh… by the way, I’m wearing your underwear.”
- “She says that I have to abstain from all sexual activity for the next four weeks.”
- “I don’t know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living shit out of you.”
- “I wasn’t aware we were fighting. I thought we were communicating,”
- "Technically, I’m you’re boss’s boss’s boss.”
- “I’d never beat you black and blue. I aim for pink.“
- “I glance down his body. He’s still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez– talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am.”
- “Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck…hard.”
- ‘Because I’m fifty shades of fucked up, [ name ].’”
- “If I want to buy you a fucking car, I’ll buy you a fucking car.”
- “I don’t want fucking tea. I want to bury myself in you.”
All of these lines are from things Youtuber: brutalmoose (channel is link in name) have said before in his videos.
- “I ate some plastic, it went pretty well.”
- “Does this make me a professional food critic now? Um…yes, yep it does.”
- “Obey my food opinions, bitch.”
- “There’s like a jackalope and uh…dog.”
- “Reminds of Bazooka Joe comics in that it’s not funny.”
- “I guess you can save this if you like to collect them all. Not me.”
- “Unmarked mystery sauce.”
- “I’m Giant Pizza Man, I’m so big and I just want pizza. Run from me!”
- “I’m just one man, one professional food critic man.”
- “They’re wrong, they’re wrong. Anyone who does this is wrong!”
- “This is what you want to give the kids right before they go back to class.”
- “Right at lunch give them some good food, then just load them up with sugar.”
- “I’m guess…I really don’t want to eat cheese that landed on my backup hairbrush.”
- “Floor cheese, I guess?”
- “It’s fine it’s my hair. You’re allowed to eat your own hair…I guess.”
All of these lines are from the Youtube web series Most Popular Girls In School (channel is linked in title).
Warning may contains lots of sexual, crude, and all around inappropriate language.
“Do you know how much of my wardrobe have a blood stain on it?”
“Who the fuck even put this on the internet?”
“I’m here to tell you two things: you’re famous and you’re welcome.”
“Only thing is you can’t curse and you can’t make any references to sex.”
“Bring sunblock, bitches!”
“Two, four, six, eight, this is how I masturbate!”
“Eat my tatters, enjoy my tots, here are my buns, and this is my twat!”
“You got back into the toilet, demon poop!”
“You stay away from me and you stay away from the children!”
“Were you just yelling at your own poop?”
“Wait, people are leaving Ipod Shuffles on the bathroom floor?”
“Alright, poop. It’s just you and me.”
“I have told you guys repeatedly that I am saving my vag-inity for someone special.”
“Mock them, ridicule them, and tell everyone in school.”
“This is high school, not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire.”
All of these lines are from the Youtube web series Most Popular Girls In School (channel is linked in title).
Warning may contains lots of sexual, crude, and all around inappropriate language.
“Stop trying to force your Full House references on us.”
“You are not going to suck any of our dicks today, and you’re not going to play with any of our butt holes either.”
“Are you trying to infer that because you’re willing to do stuff to our butts, it proves that you’re more of a man than us?”
“Don’t be a dick, bro.”
“Ah oui, I will take a toasted baguette with a selection of foie grais and a Perrier please.’
“Hey [ name ], still giving people diarrhea for a living?”
“Jesus Christ, is a that a fucking gremlin?”
“Um excuse me, I will cut a bitch if there is lice somewhere in my chili.”
“Is this going to go on much longer? Because I have a basket of jalapeno poppers that are getting cold.”
“You are totes creep.”
“I had to break up with my boyfriend today. Because he likes fucking Gossip Girl more than Glee.”
“What the fuck is that suppose to mean?”
“You cursed me out in the bathroom earlier today.”
“We talked, you pooped, I thought we had a connection.”
“Well, if we ever have a special on meat salad, I’ll let you know.”
