Denial mode technique 3000: I always wanted Tony and Natasha as a couple. So after watching Endgame I gonna pretend that both of them are finally united. It will comfort me a bit.

“Agent Romanoff, you miss me?”

Never ever thought that.

Well he knows what’s the best for everyone

I Love them 3000

Everyone says- “Mr. Stark I don’t wanna go”.

Nobody says “Mr. Stark Please don’t go”.

It’s all about from “Mr. Stark I don’t wanna go” to “Mr. Stark please don’t go”.

Trans!Peter & Genderfluid!Loki

• Even if they’re technically enemies Thor still respects Loki so so much so of course uses appropriate pronouns whenever they change and he knows about it
• One time he’s talking with all the avengers about Loki and he uses “she” cuz Loki is a girl right now so he explains to everyone
• After that instead of being just an insane villain they understand Loki just a little bit better cuz that must be hard
• After whatever conflict that is is over Peter comes onto the scene
• He meets Thor and is of course hella excited and just totally adorable like he is
• And Thor starts talking about his sister, Loki
• Peter is a little confused so Thor explains that Loki was born female but found that she identified as male most of the time but still female some of the time so she’s genderfluid and right now Thor has a sister not a brother
• And Peter is internally like omgomgomgomgomgomgomg someone who is similar to me
• He explains that he’s trans to Thor and that makes Thor happy cuz the young spider opened up to him
• Thor admits that he still has contact with Loki even though they’re trying to kill each other just a little bit and Peter is excited he wants to meet this trans AFAB genderfluid asgardian villain
• Thor trust’s his sister enough and is 110% sure that Peter would tug her heartstrings in just the right way that she wouldn’t kill or manipulate him so he lets Loki know that she has a fan
• Loki obviously thinks it’s a trick until Thor is really insistent and pleading and she knows him and his voice and eventually gives in and then bip bop boop next thing you know Thor is ferrying Peter to meet Loki (who is male again)
• Thor stays very nearby but doesn’t eavesdrop just is near enough that if something happens he can slap a hammer on Loki’s head and carry Peter to safety
• Peter also has his suit on hand but isn’t wearing it
• “Hi it’s nice to meet you Mr. Loki sir!”
• And they talk for quite a while actually first about gender which is the whole reason that Peter wanted to see Loki in the first place but then about other stuff like parents and lonliness and Loki is surprised at how much of himself he sees in this bouncy little spider toddler
• They get along pretty well and even though Loki had at first been planning to manipulate Peter and turn him he actually truly doesn’t want to anymore because he doesn’t want Peter to be led down the path he took and especially not by Loki himself
• He gets pretty heckin soft for Peter after a few meet ups and their conversations go from completely deep about terrible dysphoria their worst mistakes regrets and childhood trauma,,, to really chill stuff like music taste (Peter introduces Loki to some things) and other interests (magic and science)
• One day “Hello Mr— oh! Hi Miss Loki!” And Loki grins so purely because the only other person who’s respected her like that is Thor
• And she can shapeshift so it’s really obvious what gender she is at any given time
• Basically Peter becomes Loki’s life after a while like screw taking over the world let me take care of this kid instead
• And honestly Thor is shook because Loki seems legitimately happy and Peter doesn’t seem brainwashed or anything
• But he decides to actually come be with the two while they’re talking one day and he’s surprised to learn a some things about his sister like she knows a lot about the plants on Midgard
• But it’s not nearly the kind of conversation Thor imagined them having
• He puts his hammer down
• “Oh, oh, Mr. Thor can I try to lift it!?”
• AND HE DOES IT JUST FLOOP AND UP IT GOES
• He swings it around for a little while while Thor and Loki are actually frozen in astonishment
• “Miss Loki, catch!”
• AND SHE DOES!,?!?!?!!?
• PETER BASICALLY CLEANSED LOKI EVEN THOUGH HE WENT LOOKING FOR HER FOR SOMEONE TO RELATE TO LOKI GOT HER FIRST REAL ACTUAL FRIEND AND KIND OF A SON
• Thor feels super outdone at this point tbh but Peter and Loki just wanna play catch with it
• Thor doesn’t let them he takes Peter home (stark tower just cuz) immediately but Loki follows them
• She appeals to Tony like please I’m fine now I just wanna protect this sweet summer child you have found and put in a spider suit
• The hammer thing is actually what convinces Tony she’s not a complete menace so she’s allowed to stay
• He’s a little shook that she’s a girl tho