Morgan: *dressed in a red frilly gown* we’re playing princesses! Peter is taking his carriage very slowly by his rivals home, so that he can see his latest hat.
Peter: *driving a toy car, wearing a sequined blue dress with a matching blue hat* Eat you’re heart out Harley, you toad-eating hag.
Harley: *sipping tea from a plastic tea cup, dressed in an abysmal yellow gown* Peter, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my castle due to the vastness of my estate.
Peter: oh, please do forgive my mistake, Harley, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself.
it’s the way dudebros claim women only watch marvel movies bc of the hot guys but keep crying to this day over the one (1) 30 second scene with no men on screen in endgame
Okay, Endgame was good and all but how does it work with Far From Home, like, at all? They’re five years in the future now. Are you telling me that Peter’s entire class got snapped out of existence??? Why then was Ned so hesitant around Peter if he got snapped too? High school’s only four years guys. None of them should still be in school and don’t you dare tell me that for five years that because of the snappening that society just fell apart to the degree that school stopped.
I gotta say it. Endgames premiering soon elsewhere and dudes…I’m sorry, but I’m gone. It’s gonna be a trial but I’m leaving till i see that bitch. No spoilers for me.
