Morgan: *dressed in a red frilly gown* we’re playing princesses! Peter is taking his carriage very slowly by his rivals home, so that he can see his latest hat.
Peter: *driving a toy car, wearing a sequined blue dress with a matching blue hat* Eat you’re heart out Harley, you toad-eating hag.
Harley: *sipping tea from a plastic tea cup, dressed in an abysmal yellow gown* Peter, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my castle due to the vastness of my estate.
Peter: oh, please do forgive my mistake, Harley, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself.
headcanon that Tony used to take Morgan on “treasure hunts”. He would hide little trinkets and things he knew Morgan would like in the woods around the cabin and go with her on an adventure to find them.
Now Peter does it instead, and one of the things he hides for Morgan to find is always an iron man related trinket.
Denial mode technique 3000: I always wanted Tony and Natasha as a couple. So after watching Endgame I gonna pretend that both of them are finally united. It will comfort me a bit.
Finally he was able to open his eyes and look around. He found himself in an unfamiliar hospital room, he could see the lights streaming in from the windows of the room that lined the wall showing the outside landscape that was so blatantly obviously not New York City. He remembered that he was in Wakanda. He could also see a separate fluorescent light coming in from the window on the door and the other walls with a view of the extravagant futuristic hallways.
However most notably was the little girl who had made her way back over to him with little hesitation and was now peering up at him from the side of the hospital bed.
“Is that better, Peter?” The little girl asked in the same loud whisper. “Daddy told me that sometimes lights are too bright and noises are too loud for you. ‘pecially when you’re hurt.”
He had absolutely no idea who this girl’s father was and how he had known about Peter’s spider sensitivities.
Or in other words:
Peter wakes up to a strang little girl who he doesn’t know but seems to know all about him.
