#mrs ladypants

Follow these rules to be just like your beloved diva. 

1. Assume everyone recognizes you- even when they don’t.

2. Know your place in the universe. 

3. But don’t know where other places are. 

4. Know your strengths. 

5. And know your weaknesses. 

6. Give your children unsolicited stage advice. 

7. Don’t settle for anything less than the best. 

8. Do whatever it takes to to advance your career. Even if it means wearing diapers. 

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10. Always remember, anything you say is a major announcement. 

Watch Victoria’s final act on the series finale of Hot in Cleveland on Wednesday at 10/9c on TV Land!