#muffin record

Oriko did everything wrong and that’s why she did nothing wrong

also  I love that Oriko’s first move is always to lie and manipulate a person even if it’s completely unnecessary

person: oh man we’re out of bread.

Oriko: bread…? Oh, you’re out of bread…? I know of the best supermarket… would you like me to accompany you for bread?

Oriko’s internal thoughts:I need to figure out why they want bread.

(this award-winning dialogue is why i don’t write fanfiction)

Oriko is like really smart and she’s also the dumbest motherfucker on the planet sometimes.

I love that her first instinct when seeing Madoka’s witch in a vision, right after contracting, was to lie and manipulate Kyubey.

I love that she comes up with these overcomplicated schemes that have hundreds of steps that always work out perfectly but there is like. a much easier way to get what she wants every time. idk maybe you don’t need to orchestrate the deaths of like 6 megucas in order to find out what homura’s powers are? Oriko? pls?

I love that her first instinct is MURDER KILL and not like. anything else.

My girl is dumb as a bag of rocks. the rocks are diamonds. but they’re still rocks.