#nero suggestions
The reviews of my latest album are finally out!!
Go grab a copy of Personal Hell at a forum near you
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When your mother tells you to just roll with it
Nah. More of do as you’re told and be my political puppet, son
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- All my live-concerts (a total of 72 hours!!!)
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My latest album! Coming out soon to a Forum near you!
(Original Painting by Jan Styka)
I’ve never felt so much hatred, anger, and betrayal in my life. Why would you rap. Why would you rap you can’t even sing. Do you even know how to rhyme. Why why why
join the campaign to boycott our brother’s musical career 2771 a.u.c
What in Apollo’s name guys?!! Mumble rap is THE thing right now!
Also@britannicussuggestions I find your lack of faith in my singing/songwriting… disturbing
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Emperor Nero auditions to Rome’s got Talent, and - of course - wins the judges over with his charm and skills
What a lovely performance!!
Be the swimmer in the family.
And apparently never tell anyone about it
>:C
Oh what an artist is lost with me!
Some dude, who thinks these were some of my dying words, when in fact I was just panicking and sobbing in my final hours
I expected you to be more manly! Now even Marcus is manlier than you!
Screw you Verus!
I didn’t want to die that day, so shut up.
Gotta love hearty all you can eat buffets
When you arrive back in Rome after a quick weekend break…
Start constructing the Isthmus Canal, which everybody else prior to you, failed to do
An Io Saturnalia to all you Plebs!
Rome is burning
This is so sad. Alexa play Disco Inferno.
Imagine discovering that your fave historical figure is not that great a musician, but you don’t have the heart to tell them, so you suffer through horrible impromptu concerts every night until one day you realize you’ve come to look forward to them in a weird way.
I am pretty sure that they are hinting towards my step-brother @britannicussuggestions ’s singing, and not mine.
EverybodyLOVESmy angelic voice!
Whenyoujustwannajamall nightlong
Aunt: Oh Nero, my dear. I’m so sick… But only when I’ll have your first shaved beard in my hands, then I can die
Nero:…
*turns towards slave*
Nero: Get me a razor!!
Aunt:>:C
Nero: Hahaha I kid. It was a joke! I don’t want you dead
Aunt:*dies*
Nero: Well shit! … Where’s the testament?
