Hufflepuff: would you please pass me the salt?

Griffindor: sure thing *slides Slytherin across the table*

real-slytherin-headgirl:

Hey! So… with Merula and everything in Hogwarts mystery, I want to remind you guys that not every slytherin is a bully and in fact most of us, specially Snape are totally against it

Just a reminder, after all we already got a reputation and sometimes it can be quite troublesome

@mythiclesbians I usually would just ignore a comment like this, but I decided to take it as an opportunity to talk about this passage of the half-blood prince, which I have been planing for some time now, while exposing some important flaws at this comment, so without further adue, let’s begin

So, let’s see, the first thing missed here was that snape didn’t actually threaten Neville’s toad for no reason, but we’ll get to that later. Explaining better, he actually just gave it a shrinking potion, and eventually gave it an antidote before any irreparable damage was done. Not saying that there isn’t anything wrong with his actions, just explaining that his “threat” didn’t actually caused any solid damage

Now, as for no reason, bringing your toad to your potion class,a place full of dangerous substances, is completely irresponsible to say the least, and an action like that obviously deserved punishment (again, not justifying his actions, just explaining them), he could have just taken griffindor house points for example, but he didn’t. Why?

Because he has a personal grudge against Neville, after all, as stated many times in the books, Neville was terrible in potions class, and it is no secret that failure is not something appreciated in slytherin, and Snape as the head of the house is much included. Now, this next sentence is just a theory discussed by fans but another reason could be that if Neville had been the chosen one, the boy of the profecy, Lily could still be alive. So, making it simple, Snape profoundly dislikes him

This is a brief explanation of the situation used in the comment to define a whole character. It’s good to recall that it is really difficult to label someone in just one word, regardless of how much information you have on them.

Now, guys, just a reminder that “abuser” is a very strong word and shouldn’t be typed lightly, let along used to keep a negative stereotype. Slytherin may be cunning, but never, ever should be synthesized as “abusers”, and by defining Snape in that context the comment did exactly that

So, I also wrote this answer because it’s important for people to understand, because my post was exactly about this kind of thinking

Hope I could help to show a clearer image of my house, and if anyone is interested in discussing characters, please send me any message you want to, I’m always available, thanks for reading until here and sorry for the long post

Griffindor: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE??

Slytherin: hufflepuff wasn’t waking up, so I might have aggressively poked her.

Griffindor: WITH WHAT?? A SWORD??

Slytherin: Stop screeming would you? Well, i just said I might have, not that I did it and I…… wait, how did you guessed it?

Griffindor: -jumps at slytherins throat- YOU BASTAARD

Ravenclaw:-walks in the room- hey guys! What did I miss?

-looks around, hufflepuff bleeding at the floor while slytherin and griffindor almost killing each other-

Also ravenclaw: well, aparently nothing new is going on -sits in a chair and start reading a book-

Newt Scamander x Reader

WC: 1176

Warnings: I said arse lol 

Note: Hello! This is the first fic I have written in a very long time so forgive me if it sucks. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, and am a huge fan of Fantastic Beasts, so when Kari told me to write about Newt, I was like definitely! So here it is, and I hope you guys enjoy!! Keeping my fingers crossed! OH! And feedback would be great!! <3         

-  Darcy

How could it have been possible?

Though the question should not even be asked since it’s crystal clear how it was possible. The damn suitcase went completely mad, again.

Put a protective enchantment, you said. Not only would it keep it from opening, but it will lock the creatures in securely, you said. Did he listen? Newt never listens. Now we are running around this foreign city looking like a pair of loonies who have absolutely no idea where they are going. However, who were you to turn down a bit of adventure? You smirked. In fact, you found all of this amusing. How could it not? First, Newt was socked in the jaw with a suitcase by a very frightened muggle. And second, the Niffler got away and is now trifling through some poor woman’s purse probably. And third, the pair of you got picked up by an auror outside of a Muggle Bank.

“Where do you think that little bugger ran off to?” you asked breathlessly after losing sight of the demoted auror from MACUSA.

Newt looked at you, his cheeks flushed from the exercise. “No idea. I reckon he’s probably stuffed into some woman’s purse ransacking her jewelry.”

“HA! I was just thinking the same thing! Perhaps we should just start snatching purses,” you suggested in a playful tone. Newt looked over at you with a smirk, “There’s an idea.”

Suddenly you saw Ms. Goldstein’s face appear in the crowd behind you, looking for Newt and you.

“Merlin’s beard!! She’s like a pop-up book from hell!” you exclaimed. Newt laughed but shook his head at you. You pulled the both of you into an alleyway between two flat complexes. Newt and you flattened yourselves into the wall as much as you could as soon as Ms. Goldstein walked by. Once in the clear, Newt looked over at you.

“A pop-up book from hell?” he smiled at you. You couldn’t help the sudden swell of blood to your face. He was close enough to touch, and your fingers were itching to grab a hold of that one little stubborn lock that keeps falling in front of his eyes.

“Yes, it was the first thing that popped into mind and you know how I just blurt out stuff. I can’t stop myself.” You took a step back from him, unconsciously. Newt laughed, “Oh believe me, I know. On the boat you went full mental when some muggle’s suitcase made you trip.”

You gasped hyperbolically, “He did it on purpose!! And all you said was sorry repeatedly! I had to defend myself!” Newt laughed loudly, “I had to apologize. I was apologizing FOR YOU.” You couldn’t stop yourself from laughing, “You arse.” You looked behind him and began to realize the crowd was getting bigger. You were about to mention to Newt before you realized he had gone silent. You looked back at him.

Newt was looking down at you, his freckled face flushed, and his sideways smirk was in play. He looked away at the wall as soon as he realized you were staring right back. His next words were stumbled. “S…Some…Sometimes it’s hard to believe that we are partners.” You raised your eyebrow quizzically, “How do you mean?”

He looked at you for a split second and instead focused his gaze on my arms that were crossed on your chest. “We’re very distinct, you and me. People.. They like you, they….” he stopped lost for words, his jaw flexing. He began to play with his fingers nervously, his head bowed down and all you could see was the tip of his nose.

You took a deep breath before you spoke. “Newt..?” He lifted up his face a little, but still did not meet your eye. “Newt, you are absolutely bonkers.” He half-choked out a laugh. His pink rimmed eyes looked over you, wonderingly. “Newt, you and I? We might be different in attitude, but there is something very similar about the both of us.” He cleared his throat and asked, “What is that?” You took a step closer and whispered in his ear, “We have both been detained by the Magical Congress.” You both laughed at the same time, resulting in his shaking form now being an inch from you.

Picket peeked out from his pocket and pulled your jacket, making you close that gap between the both of you. Newt was surprised and thought you were falling so he gripped you closer to him. You looked up at him, his blue eyes locked on yours. “ (Name)…what I didn’t finish saying before, was that….you are.. More… well, more than me. And you…make me into a much better person. I mean….I like myself better whenever I am with you,” his hands on your waist began to loosen and he began to take a step back. However, you pulled him back to you, and put your shaking hand on his red cheek.

“I like myself better when I am with you as well,” you gulped silently, and pushed his reddish brown hair behind his ear. Newt’s hold on you became tighter.

 “Newt, I’m going to be very honest with you, as honest as if someone had just spilled a whole vial of Veritaserum down my Pumpkin juice this morning. But from the very first moment that I saw you, I knew that I was going to fall for that damn quirky smile and that very sweet, sweet demeanor that you hold.” You finished your speech really fast and turned your burning face towards his shoulder.

But, Newt surprised you when he laughed. You looked back up and his whole face was the most happy that you have ever seen it. “(Name), I have been in love with you since the very first moment you called me an arse. Though I do wish I could have said it first. But sadly, you beat me by just a smidge.” You laughed, tears falling down your cheeks. He rested his forehead on yours and as soon as he started to caress your cheek, you couldn’t help yourself anymore.

You pulled away in order to meet his eye, and before you could say anything, he kissed you. Newton Scamander, the shy, perfect, sweetest man, the love of your life kissed you first. And at that moment, he wasn’t shy. He gripped you inconceivably closer. His reddish brown locks now resting on your face, while the both of you were once again lost in a place that was foreign to you however staggeringly comfortable the both of you were in each other’s arms. You pushed his head in closer, and as the kiss deepened, there was a loud noise coming from somewhere close. The both of you pulled apart, breathlessly. “Merlin’s beard! Once we find that little bugger he won’t hear the end of it!” he said, annoyed. You laughed, “I think I’ve rubbed off on you.” Newt smiled at you sweetly, kissed you one more time, and said, “I certainly hope so.”

Newt Scamander x Reader
Warnings: none
WC: 634

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Request:  Fantastic Beasts request!: Reader insert where the reader is just super protective of Newt? Like they just follow him around and make sure nothing hurts him? 

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Note: I hope you all like this! Thank you for requesting and hope this is what you were looking for, if not I’m sorry :( feedback would be great!

- Kari

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Newt has always been gentle and kind. Newt is the kind of person who would get hit and apologize instead of defending himself. After a few months of dating, you always had to take care of the aggressive people around Newt. You would never let a finger touch Newt, ever.

When arriving in New York, you didn’t expect to face several…interruptions. That damn Niffler started it all. Now here you were about to obliviate a muggle, who seems to be in a daze.

“Alright. Let’s get this over with, shall we?” You raised your wand to get it done with when the muggle picked up a suitcase, ready to hit Newt with it. You acted quick and blocked the hit. You looked behind you and asked Newt if he was okay. He nodded and sighed when he saw the muggle running away.

“Uh, we have plenty of problems arising now. How about we just go on our way, before we get into more trouble.” You suggested and started walking out of the alley way, casually. That’s when you noticed a woman starting to come your way in a concerning manner. Oh great, another muggle has seen you two. Newt pulled you back, “Let’s act like nothing happened and start walking past her, alright?”

You nodded and you two walked next to each, not making eye contact with the woman. You noticed her pull out her wand too late before you three apparated into a different alley.

“What are you two doing? We’re in a serious situation right now!” The woman said in a hushed tone. She was about to reach into her pocket and you immediately raised your wand.

“What are you doing?” You glared at her.

“I’m from the Magical Congress of the United States of America. You two have committed a great crime, and you’ll be coming with me.” She glared back at you before apparating again to a building.

She was about to reach for Newt, but you stopped her.

“Don’t you dare lay a finger on him, thank you very much.” You gave her a long stare, before she signaled you two to follow her.

“(Name), this is not the time to act protective.” Newt whispered, not wanting to attract attention. You turned to him, ready to lecture him before the woman started taking you through the elevator.

You found out that she was an Auror before she got demoted and became a wand permit officer. Later, you and Newt ended up at her home with the muggle who you found was Jacob Kowalski. Newt kept bickering with you on how he could take care of himself without your help. He wasn’t as nervous as he used to be with you, and the Goldstein sisters noticed it.

“You’re very protective of him.” Queenie stated, when she observed you both. You looked up at her and smiled.

“I just don’t like him getting hurt is all.” You turned to look at Newt, and he was red.

Into the night, you two went into the suitcase.

“I’m sorry about today.” You looked down at your hands, knowing you always try to protect Newt. Newt gave you small smile and sat next to you.

“That makes me like you even more. That shows that you care for me.” Newt gave you a side hug and leaned your head to his shoulder. You smiled and looked up to his face. His eyes were mesmerizing and wonderful. You leaned up and pecked him on the lips. He always gets caught off guard when you kiss him and ends up with a red face.

“I told you to stop catching me off guard, love.” He caressed your cheek and leaned down to give you another kiss.

You knew you had to protect him at all costs.

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