Slytherin: and as i said, you just won a life suply of chocolate frog

Griffindor: that’s ridiculous! You’ve only given me one of those, i can eat it in five minutes

Slytherin: -discreetly takes out wand- oh, i believe you

[during an argument]

Slytherin: yeah? At least my house animal isn’t a glorified cat!

Griffindor: oh really? Well…snakes are….. they are just tails with faces!

Slytherin:…

Griffindor:…

Slytherin:…

Griffindor:…

Slytherin: let’s just agree that i won this one

Slytherin: hey, you know about feelings, right? Because there is someone i would like to ask on a date. How do i do that?

Hufflepuff: that’s so sweet! just ask the person to go get a butterbeer together

Slytherin: ok, wanna go get a butterbeer together?

Hufflepuff: yeah! Ask the person just like that

Slytherin: i just did

Hufflepuff: and what was the answer?

Slytherin: idk, you tell me

Gryffindor: hey guys!

Hufflepuff: hi! Oh, you’re glowing btw

Gryffindor: always, thanks

Ravenclaw: no, you are literally glowing. Did someone put a jinx on you?

Gryffindor: dammit Slytherin!

Hufflepuff: hey, it’s been ages since you last posted,are you all right?

Slytherin: yeah, totally. I’ve just been hella busy, but it’s also because i have been working on a huge surprise…

Ravenclaw: here’s the books you wanted on password recovery

Hufflepuff: wait a sec, all this time without posting, you had forgotten your login password??

I hate Paris

The best one so far, in my opinion

Listen up y’all

Mom:Ravenclaw

Dad:Griffindor

Sister:Ravenclaw

Bff:Ravenclaw

Now, how the hell was I born a slytherin?

September 1st

You guys know what that means right?

Today we are going back to Hogwarts!

Hufflepuff: can you imagine? Like, getting paid for been cute?

Slytherin: oh, you would be so rich

Hufflepuff:what?

Slytherin:what?

Just a quick shout out to my followers! Because even though I am loaded with university stuff and hasn’t been much active lately, you guys are still amazing

I’ll try my best to post as soon as possible

Hufflepuff: would you please pass me the salt?

Griffindor: sure thing *slides Slytherin across the table*

⚆ _ ⚆ What? Merula is finally been someone decent? She isn’t sounding anything like herself..

Oh, and there it is ಠ~ಠ

Hogwarts Houses as Van Gogh Quotes

Hufflepuff: “How wonderful the color yellow is. It stands for the sun.”

Ravenclaw: “I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.”

Gryffindor: “What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?”

Slytherin: “I put my heart and soul into my work, and I have lost my mind in the process.”