#hogwars mystery
Slytherin: and as i said, you just won a life suply of chocolate frog
Griffindor: that’s ridiculous! You’ve only given me one of those, i can eat it in five minutes
Slytherin: -discreetly takes out wand- oh, i believe you
[during an argument]
Slytherin: yeah? At least my house animal isn’t a glorified cat!
Griffindor: oh really? Well…snakes are….. they are just tails with faces!
Slytherin:…
Griffindor:…
Slytherin:…
Griffindor:…
Slytherin: let’s just agree that i won this one
Slytherin: hey, you know about feelings, right? Because there is someone i would like to ask on a date. How do i do that?
Hufflepuff: that’s so sweet! just ask the person to go get a butterbeer together
Slytherin: ok, wanna go get a butterbeer together?
Hufflepuff: yeah! Ask the person just like that
Slytherin: i just did
Hufflepuff: and what was the answer?
Slytherin: idk, you tell me
Gryffindor: hey guys!
Hufflepuff: hi! Oh, you’re glowing btw
Gryffindor: always, thanks
Ravenclaw: no, you are literally glowing. Did someone put a jinx on you?
Gryffindor: dammit Slytherin!
Hufflepuff: hey, it’s been ages since you last posted,are you all right?
Slytherin: yeah, totally. I’ve just been hella busy, but it’s also because i have been working on a huge surprise…
Ravenclaw: here’s the books you wanted on password recovery
Hufflepuff: wait a sec, all this time without posting, you had forgotten your login password??
I hate Paris
The best one so far, in my opinion
Slytherin: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have more important matters to attend to
Slytherin:*immediately falls asleep*
Dear Rowan
I honestly don’t think that this would be an issue
Wish you the best of luck in your quest of becoming a Hogwarts teacher
-Remus John Lupin
Listen up y’all
Mom:Ravenclaw
Dad:Griffindor
Sister:Ravenclaw
Bff:Ravenclaw
Now, how the hell was I born a slytherin?
Slytherin: why do people keep thinking I can’t do anything nice?
Ravenclaw:experience
Feat. my father and I
This is honestly adorable, good work
September 1st
You guys know what that means right?
Today we are going back to Hogwarts!
Hufflepuff: can you imagine? Like, getting paid for been cute?
Slytherin: oh, you would be so rich
Hufflepuff:what?
Slytherin:what?
Just a quick shout out to my followers! Because even though I am loaded with university stuff and hasn’t been much active lately, you guys are still amazing
I’ll try my best to post as soon as possible
Hufflepuff: I would die for you guys
Griffindor: I would die for you all first
Slytherin, shouting across the room: NO ONE HERE IS DYING UNLESS IT’S ME THE ONE DOING THE KILLING
Hufflepuff: would you please pass me the salt?
Griffindor: sure thing *slides Slytherin across the table*
⚆ _ ⚆ What? Merula is finally been someone decent? She isn’t sounding anything like herself..
Oh, and there it is ಠ~ಠ
