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Gryffindor: Why don’t they make spells for adults?

Hufflepuff: What?

Gryffindor: I mean like for… you know…

Ravenclaw, covering the hufflepuff’s ears: Because that is disgusting. Why would you say something like that?

Slytherin: I mean, he’s right. What’s the point of being a wizard if you can’t make attunable sex toys?