#shit gryffindors say
Send me your spiciest house confessions
For me, slytherin confession: sometimes not feeling very ambitious about something makes me question me sense of ambition at all.
Just wash your hands
Gryffindor, unironically: A scrunchie a day keeps the Corona away
Ravenclaw: I cannot begin to describe the millions of ways that is so not correct
Left On Read
Gryffindor: I think you like to tease me~
Slytherin to a Ravenclaw: Bro I’m not even fucking responding.
In a pinch
Slytherin: Like I was saying….
Gryffindor: Enough! The time for talking is over.
Slytherin: I really don’t know if that’s ever true.
CAUTION
Gryffindor: Rock slide? I didnt know rocks could slide.
Slytherin, sarcastically: No it’s a slide made of rock.
Gryffindor: Really!?
Slytherin: … no.
Vibin
Slytherin: *does anything*
Ravenclaw: omg do you HAVE to be so extra?
Slytherin: bro relax I’m litterally just vibing
Head empty
Slytherin: You have the IQ of a cockroach
Gryffindor: Take off the “roach” and it’ll be more accurate.
Adult content
Gryffindor: Why don’t they make spells for adults?
Hufflepuff: What?
Gryffindor: I mean like for… you know…
Ravenclaw, covering the hufflepuff’s ears: Because that is disgusting. Why would you say something like that?
Slytherin: I mean, he’s right. What’s the point of being a wizard if you can’t make attunable sex toys?