#no pants
I certainly do!
Woops
That moment just after you’ve managed to take off nearly all of his clothes. He scrambles away from you in nothing but his underwear and then looks back, terrified that you might finish the job. Those underwear are about to be mine, and then I’m putting him outside.
It was like his brain couldn’t process what was happening. One second he had been just sitting and watching his friends play games online. The next, two of them had hoisted his legs in the air while the third flicked his pants open. Then, they all pulled hard. His pants, shoes, and socks all slipped off in one go; he felt stunned and very naked. All three of them roared with laughter upon seeing that yellow thong.
I finally found this video. It was one of my earliest favorites when I started discovering that embarrassment excited me. I was devastated when I couldn’t find it on YouTube anymore, but all is once more right with the world and this poor guy can once again lose his trunks for me over and over
“I think you should hand over those underwear too.”
“But-“
“Now!”
I mean, if you’ve let me get my hands that close to your waistband, then you deserve the embarrassment when I peel that suit off
He sat there in disbelief that those two guys had managed to somehow overpower him, hold his arms, and pull off his trunks in a matter of seconds.
This is my kind of game show.
He’s straight, but this guy on Twitter is so worth following.
I can’t remember which celeb this is but I am here for this
Amazing Spider-Man (2018-) #88
Who is QUEEN GOBLIN?! For almost sixty years, Spider-Man has been defined by Goblins, and Ben Reilly has a brand-new one all his own.
This outfit seems to be entirely too much of someone’s personal fetishes (including tease and denial with this bingo). Conceptually she looks like someone had the brilliant idea of “what if a HobgoblinandDemogoblin retired together, raised a daughter and she was super horny on main?” ¹
Except of course, since Spider-man is generally a super “wholesome” comic she probably won’t even get to be horny… (damn that tease and denial thing seems to be a theme here). It is apparently set for a whole lotta panty flashing and definitely-not-tribbing-with-Black-Cat though.
What’s really bizarre about that the mostly unrelated Goblin Queen’s outfit was briefly fixed in 2014. Again, this is why you cannot trust corporations not to backslide the moment they think they have enough feminist cookies.
- wincenworks
¹ Before anyone rushes in to tell me about how that particularly weird that would be given Demogoblin’s origin story involving (a) Hobgoblin - let me assure you that I know, and it’s 2022, we’ve all read weirder stuff on AO3.
² If you’re not sure what this refers to and the word “scissors” doesn’t clarify, I need you to be aware that it is a sex act and the Wikipedia entry has a very NSFW illustration right at the top of it: Link here
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